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A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
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A single reason why you can do something is worth 100 reasons why you can't.
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A sinning man will stop praying. A praying man will stop sinning.
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As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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Asking the boss for a rise may not be patriotic, but it will help the government with the extra tax if it comes off.
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Ask yourself if what you are doing today is getting you closer to where you want to be tomorrow.
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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
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A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it.
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A smile is a curve that sets things straight.
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A smile is a fortune, but you can't sell it, you can't buy it and you can't steal it, but it isn't good to anyone until it is given away.
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A smile is the cheapest way to improve your looks, even if your teeth are crooked.
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A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.
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A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner. (English Proverb.
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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A stand can be made against invasion of an army; no stand can be made against invasion of an idea.
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A statesman shears the sheep. A politician skins them.
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A status symbol is a symbol, not status.
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A student writes a letter via telegram to his Dad . . .It goes . . . no fun, send mon, your Son!Dad write back saying . . . so sad, too bad, your Dad!
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A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them
to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" Annie
replied, "Because people are sleeping.".
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A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem.A small child replied: "They couldn't get a baby-sitter.".
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A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question, "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?A hand shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy."Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked."You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... ".
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill.".
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A sweater is usually put on a child when the parent feels chilly.
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A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell.
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A talent is formed in stillness, a character in the world's torrent.
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At a party, a woman walked up to Calvin Coolidge, 30th President of the United States, and said, "My husband bet me I couldn't get three words out of you."Coolidge replied, "You lose.".
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A teacher asked her students if they could use the words 'defeat, defense, and detail' in a sentence. Little Johnny was a smartly, so he answered with, " De feet of de dog went over de fence before de tail.".
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A teacher observed a boy entering the classroom with dirty hands. She stopped him and said, "Johnny, please wash your hands. My goodness, what would you say if I came into the room with hands like that?" With a smile the boy replied, "I think I'd be too polite to mention it.".
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A tear shed can say more than a hundred words spoken.
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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
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A three year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed the left was on the right foot. She said: "Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet."He looked up at her with a raised brow and said:"Don't kid me, Mom. I know they're my feet.".
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.
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A true friend walks in when the world walks out.
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A truth spoken before its time is dangerous.
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At Sunday school, the teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you know where little boys and girls go when they do bad things?" "Sure," Little Johnny replied. "They go out in back of the church yard.".
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, Johnny what is the matter? Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife.".
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Attend Church weekly NOT weakly.
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is hell? Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Attitude might not catch fish, but it helps when you don't.
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Attitude must be an art because it draws, and not a science because it can't be measured.
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A twofold national problem is how to preserve the wilderness in the country and get rid of the jungle in the cities.
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At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
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"Automatic" simply means that you can't repair it yourself.
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Autopsy is a dying practice.
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Availability is better than ability for God.
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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
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A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his
mother, "Who am I?" Ready to play the game she said, "I don't know! Who are
you?" "WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so
dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!".
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A vibration is a motion that can't make up its mind which way it wants to go.
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A vicar was preparing to leave his parish. In order to avoid a particular
parishioner being sad, he said "Don't worry, you'll probably get a better
man." "Not necessarily," replied the parishioner, "that's what the last one
said before he left.".
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A weird thing about humans is we work till we're sick to get a fortune, then pay a fortune to get well again.
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