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A wife is a person who can look in the top drawer of a dresser and find a man's handkerchief that isn't there.
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A winner says, "There must be a better way to do it".A loser says, "This is the way it has always been done here".
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A wise man sees as much as he should, not as much as he can.
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A wise person escapes temptation and leaves no forwarding address.
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A wise person has something to say, a fool has to say something.
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A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.".
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A 'wish' changes nothing. A 'decision' changes everything!
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A woman never shot a man while he was doing dishes.
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A woman's greatest power is her vulnerability.
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A word gets its meaning by the person who speaks it.
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A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success.
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A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
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A young minister sitting down to dinner was about to say Grace when he opened the casserole dish that his thrifty bride had prepared from countless refrigerator leftovers. "I don't know," he said dubiously. "It seems to me that we've blessed all this stuff before.".
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A young minister was helping his wife with the dishes meanwhile complaining: "This is not a man's job!" "Oh, yes, it is!" she said, as she quoted from 2 Kings 21:13, "I will wipe Jerusalem as a man wipeth a
dish, wiping it and turning it upside down!".
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A young person knows the rules but the old person knows the exceptions.
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Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.
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Dear God, help me to guard my tongue and learn to say
the right thing at the right time for the right reason in the right way.
Help me, too, to know when to keep my mouth shut.
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Dear Jesus, Please help Mommy and Daddy. Take care of Brother and Me. And please God, take care of yourself cause if anything happens to you we are in big trouble. Amen.
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Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
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Death is not a period but a comma in the story of life.
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Death is not totally extinguishing the light but turning off the lamp because the dawn has come.
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Deciding not to choose is still making a choice.
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Dedication is not what others expect of you; it is what you can give to others.
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Defeat isn't bitter if you don't swallow it.
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Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this Bull before!
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Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains very popular.
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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side?
He's all right now.
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Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.
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Dieting is wishful shrinking.
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Digital Wisdom: Affirm brain on-line before opening mouth.com.
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Diplomacy -- the art of letting someone have your own way.
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DisAppointments are often His Appointments.
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Disappointments should be cremated, not embalmed.
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Do all you should, not all you could.
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Doctor, doctor, my hair's coming out.Can you give me something to keep it in?Certainly - how about a paper bag?
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Doctor, doctor, my little boy's swallowed a bullet.What shall I do?Well, for a start, don't point him at me.
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Do for others with no desire of returned favor. We all should plant some trees we'll never sit under.
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Dogs have masters.Cats have staff.
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Doing a thing wrong for a long period of time gives it the superficial appearance of being right.
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Don't attempt to run from the past, it is always behind you.
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Don't be afraid of opposition; Remember a kite rises against, not with the wind.
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Don't be afraid of tomorrow, for God has already been there.
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Don't be afraid to learn. Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily.
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Don't be angry at a friend who told your secret, for neither could you keep it to yourself.
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Don't be irreplaceable -- if you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted.
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Don't be so Heavenly minded that you do no earthly good.
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Don't ever slam a door- you may want to go back.
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Don't get good at doing something if you don't like doing it.
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Don't just get something out of church, put something into it.
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