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I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
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I believe in the Big Bang theory. God spoke and BANG! It was.
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I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
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I can lead you to the water but I can't let you drink.
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I can not dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone.
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I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
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I close my eyes in order to see.
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I could drown in a frown and swim in a smile.
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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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Ideas are funny little things, they won't work unless you do.
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I dialled one of those 900 numbers to get some financial advice. They advised me not to dial 900 numbers.
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I did my nurse's training at a hospital in Liverpool, England. My fellow students and I had little money for meals, so we ate the awful food
provided at the hospital complex, and sometimes kindly visitors would give us some of the treats they had brought for patients who had not wanted to eat them. One night a woman brought a pie to the kitchen and said to me, "Would you eat this up, love?" Another student and I devoured every delicious crumb!Soon our benefactor returned, however, and asked, "Is me 'usband's pie 'ot yet, dearie?".
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I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?
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I'd love to make up my mind, but I can't remember where I left it.
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I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I'd be irresponsible too.
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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
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I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
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I don't know what tomorrow holds, but I know who holds tomorrow.
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I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
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I don't need your attitude I have one of my own.
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I don't understand Christianity, nor do I understand electricity, but I don't intend to sit in the dark until I do!
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I'd rather do something and fail than do nothing and succeed!
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If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some people must really love church.
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If all else fails, read the directions.
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If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilisation.
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If danger's a step away, safety's step away.
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If evolution was true, mothers would have more than two hands.
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If God didn't forgive Heaven would be empty.
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If God is your co-pilot, switch seats with Him!
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If he was any slower, he'd be going in reverse.
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If I can only be with you in my dreams, then I want to sleep forever.
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If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
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If I had never met you, I wouldn't like you;
If I didn't like you I wouldn't love you;
If I didn't love you I wouldn't miss you...
But I did, I do and I will.
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If innocence can leave guilt can come.
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If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
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If life deals you a lemon, make lemonade.
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If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
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If nobody knows the troubles you've seen, then you don't live in a small town.
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If our gifts are not surrendered to God, we tend to beat people over the head with them.
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If someone is standing between you and God, guess who's closer to God.
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If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.
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If someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
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If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand.
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If the road you travel, has no obstacles, It leads nowhere.
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If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
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If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
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If things get better with age, I'm approaching magnificent!
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If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
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