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If wealth is lost nothing is lost.If health is lost something is lostIf character/reputation is lost everything is lost.
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If we are walking in joy, we are trusting God.
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If we'd confess our sins to one another we'd all laugh at the lack of originality.
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If we don't control our money, it will control us.
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If we preach what we live....We don't ever have to worry about practicing what we preach!
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I had dreams and I've had nightmares. I overcame the nightmares because of my dreams.
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I have changed my mind a dozen times. It seems to work better now.
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I have discovered the whole problem with the National Debt. Most of us work 5 days a week, and the government spends 7.
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I have gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses.
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I have faith in fools, my friends call it self-confidence.
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I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it.
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I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
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I just got lost in thought. . . . It was unfamiliar territory.
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I just want to turn on the light and have it work...I don't want to know where the electricity comes from.
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I know Karate! ...and several other Japanese words.
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I know UNIX, PASCAL, C, FORTRAN, COBOL, and nineteen other high-tech words.
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I know you know what I think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
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I love you 2 day,
I love you 2 morrow,
I love you 4 ever.
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Imagination is intelligence having fun.
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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't; and a sense of humour to console him for what he is.
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"I'm a lawyer.".. "Honest?".. "No, the usual kind.".
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Imbesi's Law of the Conservation of Filth: "In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty."
Freeman's Extension: "...but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.".
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Immature love: I love you because I need you.Mature love; I need you because I love you.
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I'm old enough to know better but I'm still to young to care.
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I'm serious; it was a joke.
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Inch by inch life's a cinch.Yard by yard life is hard.
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In communism, man oppresses man.
In capitalism, it's the other way around.
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Incontinence Hot line...Can you hold please.
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Indian build small fire stand real close, White man build BIG fire stand way back....
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Information is giving out.Communication is getting through.
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Initiative is the ability to do the right thing.. efficiency is the ability to do the thing right.. effectiveness is doing the right things.
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Ink drys, paper burns, but what is written in the soul will last an eternity.
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In spite of the cost of living, it's still quite popular.
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Integrity is the cornerstone of trust.
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Intelligence is like underwear, everyone has it but you don't have to show it off.
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In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal.
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In the dark dreary nights when the storm is at its most fierce the lighthouse burns bright so the sailors can find their way home again. In life the same light burns. This light is fuelled with love, faith, and hope. And through lifes most fierce storms these three burn their brightest so we also can find our way home again.
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life; it goes on.
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In your life you will love someone so much you could eat them, then you will get married and wish you had.
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I once saw this sign on a diner wall: "I have an agreement with the bank: they don't fry hamburgers, and I don't cash checks.".
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I only work to enjoy when I am not working.
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I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.
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I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers, turned off the bed, jumped in my light, all because you kissed me goodnight.
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I rather lose a second in my life, than my life in a second.
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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I "had" any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
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"Is ignorance or apathy the biggest problem with the world today?" "I don't know and I don't care".
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Karl Marx's Mother: If Karl, instead of writing a lot about capital, had made a lot of it ... it would have been much better.
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Keep your head and your heart in the right direction and you will not have to worry about your feet.
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Keep your head in the clouds.. you're the first to know when it rains, and it's easier to see the silver lining.
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