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For God is not against us because of our sin. He is with us; against our sin.
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For people who like peace and quiet: a phone less cord.
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For the child of God, death is when the earth recedes and heaven opens up.
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For the want of a nail, the horseshoe was lost;
For the want of a horseshoe a horse was lost;
For the want of a horse, the rider was lost;
For the want of a rider, the message was lost;
For the want of a message, the battle was lost;
For the want of a battle, the war was lost;
For the want of a war, the kingdom was lost;
And all for the want of a horseshoe's nail.
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Four-word story of failure: Hired, tired, mired, fired.
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Freedom is doing what you know is right without fear.
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Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.
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Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
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Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.
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Friends forever; never apart, maybe by distance, but not by heart.
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Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears.
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Friendship is a golden chain, the links are friends so dear, and like a rare and precious jewel It's treasured more each year.
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Funny how a dollar can look so big when you take it to church, and so small when you take it to the store.
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Funny thing about humility. Just when you think you've got it, you've lost it.
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Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
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Give according to your income, lest God will make your income like your giving.
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Give God what's right, not what's left!
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7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
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43% of all statistics are worthless.
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668: The Neighbour of the Beast.
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2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.
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A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out
acting like teenagers.
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A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who
asks for it back when it start to rain.
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A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
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A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.
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Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.
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Ability is what you're capable of doing...Motivation determines what you do...Attitude determines how well you do it.
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A bird does not sing because it has an answer -- it sings because it has a song.
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A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?" The father answered immediately, "I don't know. Nobody has lived that long yet.".
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A brook would lose its song if God removed the rocks.
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A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
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A budget is something we go without to stay within.
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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
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A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
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A candle brightens the world around it. Unfortunately, it creates a shadow of its own. It still serves the purpose it is meant for.
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A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.
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A candidate is someone who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
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A careless word may kindle strife.A cruel word may wreck a life.A timely
word may level stress.A loving word may heal and bless.
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A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.
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A certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was
little Joey's job to set the table. But when it came time to eat, Joey's mother said with surprise, "Why didn't you give Mrs. Brown a knife and fork dear?". "I didn't think I needed to," Joey explained, "I heard Daddy say she always eats like a horse.".
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A child will perform from their mind for their coach/teacher, but for a parent they perform from their heart.
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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.
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A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.
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A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has.
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A clean tie attracts the soup of the day.
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A clergyman had just enjoyed a hearty chicken dinner at the home of a rural parishioner. Gazing out the window, he remarked: "That rooster seems a mighty proud and happy bird.""He should," the host replied. "His oldest son just entered the ministry.".
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A closed mind is a good thing to lose.
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A college professor asked his class a question. If Philadelphia is 100 miles from New York and Chicago is 1000 miles from Philadelphia and Los Angles is 2000 miles from Chicago, how old am I.One student in the back of the class raised his hand and when called upon said "Professor your 44.." The Professor said "you're absolutely correct, but tell me how did you arrive at the answer so quickly?" The student said. "You see professor I have a brother, he's 22 and he's half nuts.".
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A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
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A computer is almost human - except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.
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