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There is no future in time travel.
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There is no "I" in team, but there is a "ME".
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There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it with reluctance.
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There is nothing wrong in having nothing to say, unless you insist on saying it.
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There is some consolation in the fact that even if your dreams haven't come true- neither have your nightmares.
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There is so much bad in the best of us and so much good in the worst of us that it doesn't behoove any of us to talk about the rest of us.
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There is the story of a pastor who got up one Sunday and announced to his congregation: "I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets.".
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There is truth in humor, but not humor in truth.
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There was a break at the prison yesterday. An ex-fortune teller, described
as being short with dark hair, broke out of prison. The public is advised
to be on the lookout for a small medium at large.
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There was a guy telling his friend that he and his wife had a serious argument the night before. "But it ended," he said, "when she came crawling to me on her hands and knees.""What did she say?" asked the friend. The husband replied, "She said, 'Come out from under that bed, you coward!'".
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There was this lady who was visiting a church one Sunday. The sermon seemed to go on forever, and many in the congregation fell asleep.
After the service, to be social, she walked up to a very sleepy looking gentleman, extended her hand in greeting, and said, "Hello, I'm Gladys Dunn."
And the gentleman replied, "You're not the only one ma'am, I'm glad it's done too!!".
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"There you go, tracking mud all over the house. Didn't I tell you to wipe your feet before you came in!"
"Oh, nobody's blaming you, Mom. You did all you could.".
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The rich invest; the smart investigate.
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The safest way to cross life's streets is to hold hands.
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The secret of happiness is to admire without desire.
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The secret of true greatness is simplicity.
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The ship is safer in the harbour, but it is not meant for that.
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The shortest books: 1) A guide to arab democracies2) Everything men know about women3) The Amish phonebook.
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The silence of one man can be louder than the screaming of 10 boys!
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The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
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The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears.
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The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease..sometimes it gets replaced.
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The sum of human knowledge is not contained in any one language.
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The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot's wife looked back and
turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jimmy interrupted.
"My Mummy looked back once while she was DRIVING," he announced
triumphantly, "and she turned into a telephone pole!".
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The teacher smiled at her Sunday school group and exclaimed, "All right,
class, all those who want to go to Heaven raise your hands." Everybody in
the class had a hand raised, except one boy. "Don't you want to go to
Heaven?" asked the teacher. "I can't ma'am. My mom wants me to come
straight home.".
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The tip you leave now for lunch would have bought you one twenty years ago.
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The true nature of a heart is seen in its response to the unattractive.
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The truth will set you free...but first, it will make you miserable.
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
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The trouble with man is two-fold; he cannot learn truths which are too complicated.. he forgets truths which are too simple.
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The trouble with work is - it's so daily.
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The truth is like ice water, it shocks you when it hits you, but no one's ever died from it.
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The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday.
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The way to make the cold winter go fast is to sign a note in October that becomes due in six months.
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The will of God will never take you to where the grace of God will not protect you.
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The willow knows what the storm does not; the power to endure harm outlives the power to inflict it.
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The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital.
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The woman who thinks no man is good enough for her may be right.... But she is more often left.
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The wonder of a single snowflake outweighs the wisdom of a million meteorologists.
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The woods are always empty if you're a poor hunter.
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The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.
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The wrd of God will keep you from sin, or sin will keep you from the Word of God.
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The world is composed of givers and takers..the takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.
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The world is like a beehive: We all enter by the same door but we live in
different cells.
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The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can't
be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it.
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The world may be your oyster, but it doesn't mean you'll get its pearl.
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The world was not given to us by our parents, it was lent to us by our children!
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The world would run a lot smoother if more men knew how to dance.
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They have all sorts of new services today. Now they've got a dial-a-prayer service for atheists. You call a number and nobody answers.
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The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
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