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dead in the water.
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you look like somebody shot at and missed, shit at and hit.
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Lost your marbles.
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If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch.
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Working for Alyeska is smoking a joint, the more you suck the higher you get.
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she goes through money like a fart through a pair of jeans.
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The apple doesn't fall too far from the tree.
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A Slice of Pie. i.e. piece of cake.
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I don't know your from adam's house cat!
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what are you going to do for a face when the monkey wants his bum back?
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I've seen better looking legs on a table.
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women: can't live with them, pass the beer nuts.
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A day late and a dollar short!
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You would be late for your own funeral.
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Better late than never!
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Well, I'll be John Brown! (southern cliche).
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Let's touch base on that subject sometime.
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I've seen better arms on a rocking chair. (refering to someone throwing an object like a baseball).
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It's cold, but it's a dry cold!
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If a tree fell in the forest and no one was around, would it make a sound?
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He/She can eat cookies/crackers in my bed.
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If your head wasn't screwed on you'd lose that too.
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hungry like a big dog (southern).
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One brick short of a load (reference to being stupid).
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Better than a kick in the ass with a frozen boot ( reference to being better than something potentially worse).
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that's enough to piss off the good humor man!
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that's all she wrote!
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day - at the end of the day.
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Why buy the cow, when you can get the milk for free ?
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(to describe a well-proportioned woman) like two tomcats in a gunny sack.
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A good man is hard to find.
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It ain't over until the fat lady sings.
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He was on that like a pack of dogs on a three-legged cat.
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slow as shit through a tin horn.
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Have to go like a rushing racehorse.
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Put a fork in me, I'm done.
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The devil you know is better than the devil you don't know.
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Useless as a piss hole in the snow.
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Useless as a screen door on a submarine.
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Tighter than Dick's hat band.
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Funny as a fart in church.
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Colder than a well diggers ass.
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Colder than a witches tit in a brass bra.
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Faster than a speeding crawfish.
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Hotter than the hinges of hell.
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Hotter than a nun's bug.
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Holy shit and shove me in it.
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and you can fool all of the people some of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time. - Abraham Lincoln.
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It shines like a diamond in a goats ass!
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darker than the inside of a cow.
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