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3,397 Famous Quotes by Unknown
“Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.”
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“Friends forever; never apart, maybe by distance, but not by heart.”
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“Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears.”
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“Friendship is a golden chain, the links are friends so dear, and like a rare and precious jewel It's treasured more each year.”
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“Funny how a dollar can look so big when you take it to church, and so small when you take it to the store.”
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“Funny thing about humility. Just when you think you've got it, you've lost it.”
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“Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.”
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“Give according to your income, lest God will make your income like your giving.”
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“Give God what's right, not what's left!”
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“7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.”
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“43% of all statistics are worthless.”
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“668: The Neighbour of the Beast.”
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“2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic. 2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.”
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“A baby sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.”
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“A banker is someone who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining, and who asks for it back when it start to rain.”
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“A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.”
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“A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired.”
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“Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there.”
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“Ability is what you're capable of doing...Motivation determines what you do...Attitude determines how well you do it.”
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“A bird does not sing because it has an answer -- it sings because it has a song.”
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“A boy, frustrated with all the rules he had to follow, asked his father, "Dad, how soon will I be old enough to do as I please?" The father answered immediately, "I don't know. Nobody has lived that long yet.".”
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“A brook would lose its song if God removed the rocks.”
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“A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.”
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“A budget is something we go without to stay within.”
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“A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.”
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