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Conversation is an exercise of the mind; gossip is merely an exercise of the tongue.
Topic: Gossip
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Jews don't go to confession. They don't want to relieve the guilt.
screenwriter of FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME.
Topic: Guilt
Source: None
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Take care of yourself. Good health is everyone's major source of wealth. Without it, happiness is almost impossible. Martha Washington -Unknown.
Topic: Happiness
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Happiness is not having what you want. It is wanting what you have. -Unknown.
Topic: Happiness
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The really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour. -Unknown.
Topic: Happiness
Source: None
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The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with an idea.
Topic: Hardware
Source: None
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I had a quintuple bypass in May. It was not
Mad Cows but sane cows in my arteries.
Topic: Health
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The worst prison would be a closed heart. -Unknown.
Topic: Heart-quotes
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Outstanding leaders appeal to the hearts of their followers - not their minds. -Unknown.
Topic: Heart-quotes
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Happiness is in the heart, not in the circumstances. -Unknown.
Topic: Heart-quotes
Source: None
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Never deprive someone of hope - it may be all they have. -Unknown.
Topic: Hope
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The seal went into the restaurant and was asked
by the waiter if he would like a Canadian Club
on the rocks.
He replied
no thank you.
Topic: Humor
Source: None
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The British tourist was asked
what he thought of the
Grand Canyon.. and wrote
back
'gorge-ous'.
Topic: Humor
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Honest men esteem and value nothing so much in this world as a real friend. Such a one is as it were another self, to whom we impart our most secret thoughts, who partakes of our joy, and comforts us in our affliction; add to this, that his company is an everlasting pleasure to us.
Topic: Inspirational
Source: None
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May you find serenity and tranquility in a world you may not always understand. May the pain you have known and the conflict you have experienced give you the strength to walk through life facing each new situation with courage and optimism. Always know that there are those whose love and understanding will always be there, even when you feel most alone. May you discover enough goodness in others to believe in a world of peace. May a kind word, a reassuring touch, and a warm smile be yours every day of your life, and may you give these gifts as well as receive them. Remember the sunshine when the storm seems unending. Teach love to those who hate, and let that love embrace you as you go out into the world. May the teachings of those you admire become part of you, so that you may call upon them. Remember, those whose lives you have touched and whose have touched yours are always a part of you, even if the encounters were less than you would have wished. It is the content of the encounter that is more important than the form. May you not become too concerned with material matters, but instead place immeasurable value on the goodness in your heart. Find time each day to see beauty and love in the world around you. Realize that each person has limitless abilities, but each of us is different in our own way. What you feel you lack in the present may become one of your strengths in the future. May you see your future as one filled with promise and possibility. Learn to view everything as a worthwhile experience. May you find enough inner strength to determine your own worth by yourself, and not be dependent on another's judgment of your accomplishments. May you always feel loved. -Unknown.
Topic: Inspiring
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If you were arrested for kindness, would there be enough evidence to convict you? -Unknown.
Topic: Kindness
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Through this toilsome world, alas! Once and only once I pass; If a kindness I may show, If a good deed I may do To a suffering fellow man, Let me do it while I can. No delay, for it is plain I shall not pass this way again. -Unknown.
Topic: Kindness
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A great deal of laziness of mind is called liberty of opinion.
Topic: Laziness
Source: None
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Blessed is the leader who seeks the best for those he serves. -Unknown.
Topic: Leadership
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Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened. -Unknown.
Topic: Life
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Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we should dance. -Unknown.
Topic: Life
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If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. -Unknown.
Topic: Limitations
Source: None
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Man who know little say much. Man who know much say little. -Unknown.
Topic: Listening
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Well done is better than well said. -Unknown.
Topic: Listening
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The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively but says nothing. -Unknown.
Topic: Listening
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When you are arguing with a fool, make sure he isn't doing the same thing. -Unknown.
Topic: Listening
Source: None
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He who would live must fight, he who will not fight in this world where eternal struggle is the law of life, has not the right to exist.
Topic: Living
Source: None
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Love. What is love? No one can define it, its something so great, only God could design it. Yes, love is beyond, what man can define, for love is immortal, and God's gift is divine.
Topic: Love
Source: None
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Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.
Topic: Love
Source: None
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Shall you cry because roses have thorns, or rejoice because thorns have roses?
Topic: Melancholy
Source: None
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Don't cry because it's over, Smile because it happened.
Topic: Melancholy
Source: None
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Girls are like butterflies...pretty to look at, too hard to catch.
Topic: Men and Women
Source: None
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Please provide the date of your death.
(From An IRS Letter)
Topic: Miscellaneous
Source: None
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God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
Topic: Miscellaneous
Source: None
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When the one who dries your tears is the one who makes you cry, who do you run to?
Topic: Miscellaneous
Source: None
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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
Topic: Miscellaneous
Source: None
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Everyday of my life I am forced to add another name to the list of people who piss me off.
Topic: Miscellaneous
Source: None
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There are three ways to get something done: (1) Do it yourself. (2) Hire someone to do it for you. (3) Forbid your kids to do it.
Topic: Motivation
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Opportunity is often difficult to recognize; we usually expect it to beckon us with beepers and billboards. -Unknown.
Topic: Opportunity
Source: None
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The block of granite which is an obstacle in the pathway of the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. -Unknown.
Topic: Opportunity
Source: None
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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. -Unknown.
Topic: Parenting
Source: None
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I would not want to be the one to tell parents of the last
man to die in a war termed a mistake that he was dead.
Topic: Peace
Source: None
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We're often so blind. Our demand for the credentialed so colors our perception of believeability, that we wouldn't recognize God if he appeared within us. -Unknown.
Topic: Perception
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That which happens in life is not as important as how you accept it. Walter Brueggeman -Unknown.
Topic: Perception
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Everything actual must also first have been possible, before having actual existence.
Topic: Possibilities
Source: None
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The envious only hate the excellence they cannot reach.
Topic: Psychological Subjects
Source: None
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Topic: Psychological Subjects
Source: None
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Once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale.
Topic: Romance
Source: None
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Those who complain how the ball bounces are often the ones who dropped it.
Topic: Sports
Source: None
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Before a cure is found we will all have been affected one way or another.
Topic: Statistics
Source: None
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