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“An English professor announced to the class; "There are two words I don't allow in my class. One is gross and the other is cool."From the back of the room a voice called out, "....... so, what are the words?".”
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“An error doesn't become a mistake until you choose to ignore it.”
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“A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the sky.Phychotic is the man who lives in it.And a psychiatrist collects the rent.”
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“A newsboy was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it. Fifty people swindled! Fifty people swindled!" Curious, a man walked over, bought a paper, and checked the front page. Finding nothing, the man said, "There's nothing in here about fifty people being swindled." The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling out, "Read all about it. Fifty-one people swindled!".”
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“Anger opens the mouth and shuts the mind.”
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“An Internal Revenue inspector walks into a synagogue and asks to see the rabbi. He is shown to the rabbi's office and is offered a seat. "Rabbi, I believe a member of your synagogue, Mr. Klutz, states on his tax return that he has donated $100,000 to the synagogue. Tell me, Rabbi, is this correct?" The Rabbi answers, "Yes, he will.".”
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“An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal.”
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“An old-timer is someone who remembers every detail of their life story, but cannot remember how many times they have told the same person.”
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“An open mind does not always require an open mouth.”
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“An optimist believes we live in the best of all worlds.A pessimist fears this is true.”
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“An optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh.”
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“A note left for a pianist from his wife: "Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet.".”
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“An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance. - Nolan's / Peter's Placebo.”
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“Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop.”
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“Any car will last a lifetime - if you are careless enough.”
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“Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them.”
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“Anyone can make a mountain out of a molehill by throwing on more dirt.”
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“Anyone who has time to look for a 4- leaf clover needs to find one.”
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“Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference, has never been in bed with a mosquito.”
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“Anything labeled "New" and/or "Improved" is not: the label means the price went up.The label "All new" or "Completely new" means the price went way up.”
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“Anything that can be changed will be changed until there is no time left to change anything.”
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“Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.”
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“A parishioner had undergone a serious operation and was still under the influence of the sedative when the vicar came, so the vicar just said a prayer and left. The next day he returned and asked the patient if he had been aware of his visit. "I vaguely remember your visit yesterday. I remember opening my eyes and thinking 'I can't be in Heaven because there is the vicar'.".”
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“A pastor was giving a lesson to a group of children on the 23rd Psalm. He noticed that one of the little boys seemed disquieted by the phrase "Surely, goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life...""What's wrong with that, Johnny?" the pastor asked."Well," answered Johnny, "I understand about having goodness and mercy, for God is good. But I'm not sure I'd like Shirley following me around all the time.".”
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“A penny saved is a penny earned, and a penny spent, is a penny enjoyed.”
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