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Hoffer's law: When people are free to do what they want they usually imitate one another.
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Holding on to a hurt creates more hurt.
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Hope for the best, prepare for the worst.
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Hospital is a place where they wake you up to give you a sleeping pill.
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Hospitality is making your guests feel at home -- even when you wish they were.
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Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.
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Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it.
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How do you start your days?
Good morning Lord or Good Lord, morning.
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How far you go in life is determined by how tender you are with the young, compassionate with the aged, sympathetic with those striving, and tolerant with the weak and strong, because some day in life you will have been all of them.
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How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
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How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
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How would you like to spend eternity: Smoking or Non-Smoking?
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Hugs are not measured by quantity; they are measured by quality.
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Humans are like tea bags. They never realize their strength until they are put in hot water.
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Human things must be known to be loved: but Divine things must be loved to be known.
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Hymns appropriate to the occasion.
Dentist's Hymn -- "Crown Him with Many Crowns"
TV Weatherman's Hymn -- "Showers of Blessing"
Contractor's Hymn -- "The Church's One Foundation"
Tailor's Hymn -- "Holy, Holy, Holy"
Golfer's Hymn -- "There Is a Green Hill Far Away"
Politician's Hymn -- "Standing on the Promises"
IRS Hymn -- "All to Thee"
Gossiper's Hymn -- "Pass it On"
Electrician's Hymn -- "Send the Light"
Shopper's Hymn -- "Sweet By and By"
If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly:
at 45 mph.... "God Will Take Care of Me"
at 55 mph.... "Guide me, O Great Jehovah"
at 65 mph.... "Nearer My God to Thee"
at 75 mph.... "Nearer Still Nearer"
at 85 mph.... "This World is Not My Home"
at 95 mph.... "Lord, I'm Coming Home"
at 100 mph.... "Precious Memories".
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If you aim at nothing, you'll hit it every time.
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If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got.
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If you are headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
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If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances.
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If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, you are all right.
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If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death...you are more blessed than three billion people in the world.
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If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs and blaming it on you - perhaps you have underestimated the seriousness of the situation.
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning.
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If you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.
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If you can't control the wind, adjust your sail.
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If you can't laugh at yourself, you may be missing the joke of the century.
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If you can't say something nice, become a reporter.
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If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
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If you could kick the person responsible for most of your troubles in the
backside, you wouldn't be able to sit down for two weeks.
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If you decide not to choose then you've already made the wrong choice!
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If you depend on others to make you happy, you will be endlessly disappointed.
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If you don't have time to do it right, you must have time to do it over.
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If you don't know where you're going how do you expect to get there.
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If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
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If you don't want your children to hear what you're saying, pretend
you're speaking directly to them.
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If you drop a white glove into the mud, the glove will get muddy but the
mud will never get glovey.
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If you ever need a helping hand, there is one at the end of your arm.
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If you find a four-leaf clover, it means you have entirely too much time on your hands.
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If you follow in others footsteps you will never leave yours behind.
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If you gave me something I need more than you do, you've given me a gift;
If you've given me something you need more than I do, you've gifted me with love.
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If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
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If you give 100%, God will make up the difference!
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If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead, and a place to sleep...you are richer than 75% of this world.
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If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace...you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy.
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If you haven't all the things that you want, be thankful for all the things that you don't have that you didn't want.
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If you haven't much education you must use your brain.
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If you have time to worry, you have time to pray.
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If you judge people, you will have no time to love them.
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