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If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
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If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
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If you love something set it free....If it comes back to you it is yours, if it doesn't than it was never meant to be.
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If you only have the Word, you will dry up. If you only have the Spirit, you will blow up. But if you
you have the Word and the Spirit, you will go up and grow up.
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If you step in a puddle, don't blame the puddle.
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If you still have the courage after loosing all , you can be rest assured that you have not lost everything.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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If you think you're getting too much government these days, just be happy that you're not getting all you are paying for.
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If you treat every situation like a life or death matter, be prepared to die a lot of times.
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If you understand something today, it must be obsolete.
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If you wait to have kids until you can afford them, you probably never will.
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If you want breakfast in bed, then start sleeping in the kitchen.
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If you want something done, ask someone who is busy!
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If you want to be well liked never lie about yourself, and be careful when telling the truth about others.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
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If you woke up this morning with more health than illness...you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.
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If you your lips would keep from slips,Five things observe with care:
Of whom you speak, to whom you speak,And how and when and where.
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It doesn't matter if you win or lose until you lose.
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I think if I have a good breakfast I could go without food for the rest of
the day. I think that until about lunchtime.
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It is always the ones who talk loudest who do the least.
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It is amazing how many people want to live a long life, and yet so few want to grow old.
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It is a poor workman who blames his tools.
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It is a small world, but I wouldn't like to have to paint it.
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It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness.
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It is far better to be alone, than to wish you were.
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It is good to be a Christian and you know it, but it is better to be a Christian and show it!
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It is hard to face the problem, when the problem is your face.
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It is hard to read a cartoon aloud.
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It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial charges and blamed it on the cost of living.
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It is impossible to overestimate the immense need that humans have to be
listened to, understood, and taken seriously.
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It is never easy being a mother.If it were easy, fathers would do it.
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It is not always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.
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It is not a war on drugs; it's a war on people.
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It is not raining. The sky leaks.
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It is not that I disagree with you, it is just that I'm not in full accord.
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It is not the relation which is important, but the relationship that is important!
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It is not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.
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It is not what's right about war, it's about what's left.
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It is not what you would do with your millionsshould riches ness be your lot.
It is what you are doing at presentwith the dollar and quarter you've got.
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It is OK to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
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It is seldom easy to do what's right or right to do what's easy.
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I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
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It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.
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It was all so different before everything changed.
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I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.
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I used to cry for I had no shoes to wear until I saw a man with no feet.
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Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?".
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Jesus did not come to make God's love possible, but to make God's love visible.
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Joe was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense."They should not put up such misleading notices", said Joe. "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE.".
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Just as children bring their broken toys for us to mend,
I brought my broken dreams to God because he was my friend.
Instead of leaving him in peace to work alone,
I stuck around and tried to help with ways that were my own.
At last I snatched them back and cried "how could you be so slow?"
"My child", he said, "What could I do, you never did let go".
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