W. C. Fields Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

13 Famous Quotes by W. C. Fields
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“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
Opinions Quotes
“Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.”
Animals Quotes
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
Food Quotes
“My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.”
Illness Quotes
“I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.”
Prejudice Quotes
“Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.”
Gambling Quotes
“Happiness means quiet nerves.”
Nerves Quotes
“Happiness means quiet nerves.”
Quiet Quotes
“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”
Smile Quotes
“Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.”
Inspirational Quotes
“Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”
Abstinence Quotes
“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.”
Finance and economics Quotes
“How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?”
Inflation Quotes