Will Rogers Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

65 Famous Quotes by Will Rogers
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“Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?”
Government Quotes
“The nation is prosperpus on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?”
Inflation Quotes
“You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.”
Law Quotes
“Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.”
Learning Quotes
“I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.”
Liberal Quotes
“Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.”
Liberty Quotes
“I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.”
Party Quotes
“Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.”
Praise Quotes
“Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.”
Procrastination Quotes
“The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when its through, if you are a crook or a martyr.”
Tax Quotes
“Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.”
Tolerance Quotes
“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”
Miscellaneous Quotes
“I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it.”
War Quotes
“Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.”
War Quotes
“It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.”
Worth Quotes