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Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Topic: Advice / Experience / Wisdom
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I never met a man I didn't like.
Topic: Affection
Source: None
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If you can build a business up big enough, it is respectable.
Topic: Business
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You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war, they kill you in a new way.
Topic: Civilization
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We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business.
Topic: Crime
Source: None
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Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
Topic: Defeat
Source: None
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There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
Topic: Education
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There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
Topic: Education
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There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
Topic: Education
Source: None
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One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Topic: Finance
Source: None
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Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury: the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out.
Topic: Finance
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A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you.
Topic: Finance
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Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
Topic: Finance and Economics
Source: None
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An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.
Topic: Finance and Economics
Source: None
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now.
Topic: Girls
Source: None
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Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Topic: Golf
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So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Topic: Gossip
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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
Topic: Gossip
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Topic: Government
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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?
Topic: Government
Source: None
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We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
Topic: Heroism
Source: None
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The nation is prosperpus on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
Topic: Inflation
Source: None
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All I know is what I read in the papers.
Topic: Knowledge
Source: None
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You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.
Topic: Law
Source: None
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Topic: Learning
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I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.
Topic: Liberal
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Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
Topic: Liberty
Source: None
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Topic: Miscellaneous
Source: None
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See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
Topic: Music
Source: None
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I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
Topic: Party
Source: None
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The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
Topic: Politics
Source: None
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Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
Topic: Politics
Source: None
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Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Topic: Praise
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
Topic: Procrastination
Source: None
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when its through, if you are a crook or a martyr.
Topic: Tax
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Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion.
Topic: Tolerance
Source: None
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I have always said that a conference was held for one reason only, to give everybody chance to get sore at everybody else. Sometimes it takes two or three conferences to scare up a war, but generally one will do it.
Topic: War
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Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
Topic: War
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It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
Topic: Worth
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