Wilson Mizner Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

20 Famous Quotes by Wilson Mizner
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“In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared to work hard and be willing to accept destructive criticism. Without 100% dedication, you won't be able to do this.”
Dedication Quotes
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research.”
Plagiarism Quotes
“In order to excel, you must be completely dedicated to your chosen sport. You must also be prepared to work hard and be willing to accept destructive criticism. Without 100% dedication, you won't be able to do this.”
Sports Quotes
“The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.”
Temper Quotes
“I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.”
Learning Quotes
“A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something.”
Listening Quotes
“The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.”
Friendship Quotes
“Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down.”
Behavior Quotes
“When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take it from many writers, it's research.”
Computer / technology / science Quotes
“I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.”
Doubt Quotes
“The most pitiful human ailment is a birdseed heart.”
Greed Quotes
“I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.”
Laughter Quotes
“A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he knows something. -Wilson Mizner.”
Listening Quotes
“A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. -Wilson Mizner.”
Listening Quotes
“The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.”
Luck Quotes
“Popularity is exhausting. The life of the party almost always winds up in a corner with an overcoat over him.”
Popularity Quotes
“The gent who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.”
Success Quotes
“The worst-tempered people I've ever met were people who knew they were wrong.”
Temper Quotes
“I've known countless people who were reservoirs of learning, yet never had a thought.”
Thought Quotes
“There's nothing so comfortable as a small bankroll. A big one is always in danger.”
Wealth Quotes