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The lion and the calf will lay down together, but the calf won't get much sleep..
Topic: All About Love
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Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you. •Woody Allen At the end of the game the king and the pawn go back in the same box. •Italian Proverb Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one. •Vladimir Nabokov Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck. •George Sanders, his suicide note There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. •Santayana Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. •George Bernard Shaw Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light. •Dylan Thomas To live is to dream and to die is to awaken. •Anonymous We sometimes congratulate ourselves at the moment of waking from a troubled dream; it may be so at the moment after death. •Nathaniel Hawthorne All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another. •Anatole France We are bound to our bodies like an oyster is to its shell. •Plato Dying is like getting out of a car. You leave a shell behind, but you're the same person as ever. •President Klein The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy . What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls a butterfly. •Richard Bach If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life. •Albert Camus We do not know what to do with this short life, yet we yearn for another that will be eternal. •Anatole France I'm the one who has to die when it's time for me to die, so let me live my life, the way I want to. •Jimi Hendrix The real malady is fear of life, not of death.
Topic: Death
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I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
Topic: Death / Immortality
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
Topic: Death / Immortality
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I'm not afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Topic: Death / Immortality
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It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Topic: Death / Immortality
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.
Topic: Death / Immortality
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?.
Topic: Death / Immortality
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a cross-roads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
Topic: Despair
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Topic: Finance and Economics
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How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
Topic: God
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There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Topic: Goodness
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. . . I want to achieve it through not dying.
Topic: Immortality
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If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe.
Topic: Inspirational
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Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Topic: Inspirational
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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
Topic: Inspirational
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Ninety percent of success is showing up.
Topic: Inspirational
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A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with
either of her desires.
Topic: Inspirational
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve
it through not dying.
Topic: Inspirational
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she
would come in and sink my boats.
Topic: Inspirational
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I
looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Topic: Inspirational
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
Topic: Life
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Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions.
Topic: Love
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Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.
Topic: Melancholy
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.
Topic: Metaphysics
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Topic: Money
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
Topic: Negativity
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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.
Topic: Perspective
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We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
Topic: Perspective
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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
Topic: Politics / Government
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Not only is there no God, but trying getting a plumber on weekends.
Topic: Society
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The only way to be happy is to love to suffer.
Topic: Suffering
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What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
Topic: Universe
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought - particularly for people who cannot remember where they left things.
Topic: Universe
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
Topic: Universe
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I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
Topic: Universe
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The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
Topic: Universe
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