Yakov Smirnoff Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

3 Famous Quotes by Yakov Smirnoff
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“Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list.”
Homosexuality Quotes
“Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there.”
Surprises Quotes
“The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.”
Cliches and one-liners Quotes