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234 Comedians
A Whitney Brown

7/8/1952 - (Present)

A. Whitney Brown

7/8/1952 - (Present)

Adam Carolla

5/27/1964 - (Present)

Adam Sandler

9/9/1966 - (Present)

Adrian Edmondson

1/24/1957 - (Present)

Al Franken

5/21/1951 - (Present)

Alan Colmes

9/24/1950 - (Present)

Alan Davies

3/6/1966 - (Present)

Albert Brooks

7/22/1947 - (Present)

Albert Chevalier

3/21/1861 - 7/10/1923

Alexei Sayle

8/7/1952 - (Present)

Allan Sherman

11/30/1924 - 11/20/1973

Amy Poehler

9/16/1971 - (Present)

Ana Gasteyer

5/4/1967 - (Present)

Andrew Weil

6/8/1942 - (Present)

Andy Borowitz

1/4/1958 - (Present)

Andy Cameron   Andy Dick

12/21/1965 - (Present)

Andy Griffith

6/1/1926 - 7/3/2012

Andy Milonakis

1/30/1976 - (Present)

Andy Parsons   Andy Richter

10/28/1966 - (Present)

Ansari

2/23/1983 - (Present)

Anthony Anderson

8/15/1970 - (Present)

Aries Spears

4/3/1975 - (Present)

Arsenio Hall

2/12/1956 - (Present)

Arthur Smith

11/27/1954 - (Present)

Artie Lange

10/11/1967 - (Present)

Azhar Usman

12/23/1975 - (Present)

Bailey

2/24/1964 - (Present)

Barry Humphries

2/17/1934 - (Present)

Becky Johnson

2/14/1978 - (Present)

Ben Elton

5/3/1959 - (Present)

Ben Miller

2/24/1966 - (Present)

Ben Stein

11/25/1944 - (Present)

Ben Stiller

11/30/1965 - (Present)

Benny Hill

1/21/1924 - 4/20/1992

Bernie Mac

10/5/1957 - 8/9/2008

Bert Williams

11/12/1875 - 3/4/1922

Bill Bailey

2/24/1964 - (Present)

Bill Cosby

7/12/1937 - (Present)

Bill Dana

10/5/1924 - (Present)

Bill Engvall

7/27/1957 - (Present)

Bill Farmer

11/14/1952 - (Present)

Bill Hicks

12/16/1961 - 2/26/1994

Bill Maher

1/20/1956 - (Present)

Bill Murray

9/21/1950 - (Present)

Billy Bennett  
Billy Connolly

11/24/1942 - (Present)

Billy Crystal

3/14/1948 - (Present)

Blake Clark

2/2/1946 - (Present)

Bob Burns

8/2/1890 - 2/2/1956

Bob Elliott

3/26/1923 - (Present)

Bob Hope

5/29/1903 - 7/27/2003

Bob Levy

8/12/1962 - (Present)

Bob Mills

6/30/1957 - (Present)

Bob Monkhouse

6/1/1928 - 12/29/2003

Bob Nelson

3/3/1958 - (Present)

Bob Newhart

9/5/1929 - (Present)

Bob Odenkirk

10/22/1962 - (Present)

Bob Saget

5/17/1956 - (Present)

Bobby Lee

9/17/1972 - (Present)

Borge Victor

1/3/1909 - 12/23/2000

Brad Garrett

4/14/1960 - (Present)

Brad Williams

1/13/1984 - (Present)

Brian Conley

8/7/1961 - (Present)

Brian Doyle

10/31/1945 - (Present)

Brian Regan

10/2/1957 - (Present)

Brian Sack   Bruce Baum

3/18/1951 - (Present)

Bruce Mcculloch

5/12/1961 - (Present)

Bruce Vilanch

11/23/1948 - (Present)

Bud Abbott

10/2/1895 - 4/24/1974

Buddy Hackett

8/31/1924 - 6/30/2003

Buster Keaton

10/4/1895 - 2/1/1966

Byron Allen

4/22/1961 - (Present)

Carl Reiner

3/20/1922 - (Present)

Carlos Alazraqui

7/20/1962 - (Present)

Carlos Mencia

10/22/1967 - (Present)

Carol Burnett

4/26/1933 - (Present)

Carol Leifer

7/27/1956 - (Present)

Caroline Rhea

4/13/1964 - (Present)

Carrie Snow   Carrot Top

2/25/1965 - (Present)

Cass Sunstein

9/21/1954 - (Present)

Cathy Jones

4/6/1955 - (Present)

Charlie Chaplin

4/16/1889 - 12/25/1977

Chevy Chase

10/8/1943 - (Present)

Chris Farley

2/15/1964 - 12/18/1997

Chris Rock

2/7/1965 - (Present)

Conan O'Brien

4/18/1963 - (Present)

Curly Howard

10/22/1903 - 1/18/1952

Dan Aykroyd

7/1/1952 - (Present)

Dan Castellaneta

10/29/1957 - (Present)

Danny Kaye

1/18/1913 - 3/3/1987

Dave Allen

7/6/1936 - 3/10/2005

Dave Attell

1/18/1965 - (Present)

David Letterman

4/12/1947 - (Present)

Dean Martin

6/7/1917 - 12/25/1995

Demetri Martin

5/25/1973 - (Present)

Dennis Miller

11/3/1953 - (Present)

Desi Arnaz

3/2/1917 - 12/2/1986

Dick Cavett

11/19/1936 - (Present)

Dick Gregory

10/12/1932 - (Present)

Dick Martin

1/30/1922 - 5/24/2008

Dick Van Dyke

12/13/1925 - (Present)

Don Adams

4/13/1923 - 9/25/2005

Doug Stanhope

3/25/1967 - (Present)

Drew Carey

5/23/1958 - (Present)

Elayne Boosler

8/18/1952 - (Present)

Ellen DeGeneres

1/26/1958 - (Present)

Emo Philips

2/7/1956 - (Present)

Eric Idle

3/29/1943 - (Present)

Eric Morecambe

5/14/1926 - 5/28/1984

Ernie Kovacs

1/23/1919 - 1/13/1962

Fanny Brice

10/29/1891 - 5/29/1951

Fielding

5/21/1973 - (Present)

Flip Wilson

12/8/1933 - 11/25/1998

Fred A. Allen

5/31/1894 - 3/17/1956

Fred Allen

5/31/1894 - 3/17/1956

Fred Armisen

12/4/1966 - (Present)

Garry Shandling

11/29/1949 - (Present)

George Burns

1/20/1896 - 3/9/1996

George Carlin

5/12/1937 - 6/22/2008

George Gobel

5/20/1919 - 2/24/1991

George Jessel

4/3/1898 - 5/23/1981

George Santayana

12/16/1863 - 9/26/1952

Gilda Radner

6/28/1946 - 5/20/1989

Goodman Ace

1/15/1899 - 3/25/1982

Gracie Allen

7/26/1895 - 8/27/1964

Groucho Marx

10/2/1890 - 8/19/1977

Harry Shearer

12/23/1943 - (Present)

Henny Youngman

3/16/1906 - 2/24/1998

Henry Beard  
Howard Stern

1/12/1954 - (Present)

Hugh Laurie

6/11/1959 - (Present)

Irwin Corey

7/29/1914 - (Present)

Jack Benny

2/14/1894 - 12/26/1974

Jack Handey

2/25/1949 - (Present)

Jack Lemmon

2/8/1925 - 6/27/2001

Jackie Gleason

2/26/1916 - 6/24/1987

Jackie Mason

6/9/1931 - (Present)

Jade Esteban Estrada

9/17/1975 - (Present)

Janeane Garofalo

9/28/1964 - (Present)

Jay Leno

4/28/1950 - (Present)

Jeff Foxworthy

9/6/1958 - (Present)

Jerry Seinfeld

4/29/1954 - (Present)

Jim Carrey

1/17/1962 - (Present)

Jimmy Durante

2/10/1893 - 1/29/1980

Joan Rivers

6/8/1933 - (Present)

Joe E. Lewis

1/12/1902 - 6/4/1971

Joey Adams

1/6/1911 - 12/2/1999

John Clarke

7/29/1948 - (Present)

John Cleese

10/27/1939 - (Present)

John Marquand

11/10/1893 - 7/16/1960

John Updike

3/18/1932 - 1/27/2009

Johnny Carson

10/23/1925 - 1/23/2005

Jon Lovitz

7/21/1957 - (Present)

Jon Stewart

11/28/1962 - (Present)

Jonathan Katz

12/1/1946 - (Present)

Julian Clary

5/25/1959 - (Present)

Ken Dodd

11/8/1927 - (Present)

Kevin Allison

2/16/1970 - (Present)

Kevin Nealon

11/18/1953 - (Present)

Kurt Andersen

8/22/1954 - (Present)

Lenny Bruce

10/13/1925 - 8/3/1966

Les Dawson

2/2/1931 - 6/10/1993

Lewis Black

8/30/1948 - (Present)

Lily Tomlin

9/1/1939 - (Present)

Lizz Winstead

8/5/1961 - (Present)

Lord Buckley

4/5/1906 - 11/12/1960

Louie Anderson

3/24/1953 - (Present)

Lucille Ball

8/6/1911 - 4/26/1989

Lynn Lavner  
Margaret Cho

12/5/1968 - (Present)

Martial

3/1/2040 - (Present)

Martin Mull

8/18/1943 - (Present)

Marty Allen

3/23/1922 - (Present)

Matthew Perry

8/19/1969 - (Present)

Meera Syal

6/27/1961 - (Present)

Mel Brooks

6/28/1926 - (Present)

Mike Binder

6/2/1958 - (Present)

Mike Myers

5/25/1963 - (Present)

Milton Berle

7/12/1908 - 3/27/2002

Minnie Pearl

10/25/1912 - 3/4/1996

Mitch Hedberg

2/24/1968 - 3/29/2005

Mort Sahl

5/11/1927 - (Present)

Nick Dipaolo

1/31/1962 - (Present)

Norm Crosby

9/15/1927 - (Present)

Oscar Levant

12/27/1906 - 8/14/1972

Oscar Wilde

10/16/1854 - 11/30/1900

Owen Wister

7/14/1860 - 7/21/1938

Paul Rodriguez

1/19/1955 - (Present)

Paula Poundstone

12/29/1959 - (Present)

Phyllis Diller

7/17/1917 - 8/20/2012

Red Buttons

2/5/1919 - 7/13/2006

Red Skelton

7/18/1913 - 9/17/1997

Richard Dreyfuss

10/29/1947 - (Present)

Richard Jeni

4/14/1957 - 3/10/2007

Richard Pryor

12/1/1940 - 12/10/2005

Rita Rudner

9/17/1953 - (Present)

Rob Schneider

10/31/1963 - (Present)

Robert Benchley

9/15/1889 - 11/21/1945

Robin Williams

7/21/1951 - (Present)

Rodney Dangerfield

11/22/1921 - 10/5/2004

Roseanne

11/3/1952 - (Present)

Roseanne Barr

11/3/1952 - (Present)

Sam Kinison

12/8/1953 - 4/10/1992

Sandra Bernhard

6/6/1955 - (Present)

Shecky Greene

4/8/1926 - (Present)

Sherman Alexie

10/7/1966 - (Present)

Slappy White

9/20/1921 - (Present)

Spike Milligan

4/16/1918 - 2/27/2002

Stephen Colbert

5/13/1964 - (Present)

Steve Allen

12/26/1921 - 10/30/2000

Steve Martin

8/14/1945 - (Present)

Steven Wright

12/6/1955 - (Present)

Terry Gilliam

11/22/1940 - (Present)

Tim Allen

6/13/1953 - (Present)

Tom Ammiano

12/15/1941 - (Present)

Tom Arnold

3/6/1959 - (Present)

Tom Lehrer

4/9/1928 - (Present)

Tommy Cooper

3/19/1921 - 4/15/1984

Toon Hermans

12/17/1916 - 4/22/2000

Totie Fields

5/7/1930 - 8/2/1978

Victor Borge

1/3/1909 - 12/23/2000

W. C. Fields

1/29/1880 - 12/25/1946

Wendy Liebman

2/27/1961 - (Present)

Werner Finck

5/2/1902 - 7/31/1978

Whoopi Goldberg

11/13/1955 - (Present)

Will Rogers

11/4/1879 - 8/15/1935

William Randolph Hearst

4/29/1863 - 8/14/1951

Woody Allen

12/1/1935 - (Present)

Yakov Smirnoff

1/24/1951 - (Present)





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