Bureaucracy Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings
14 Bureaucracy Quotes
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'
Mitch Hedberg
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In any bureaucracy, paper work increases as you spend more and more time reporting on the less and less you are doing
Franz Kafka
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Join in the new game that's sweeping the country. It's called "Bureaucracy" Everybody stands in a circle. The first person to do anything loses.
Thomas Sowell
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Any change is resisted because bureaucrats have a vested interest in the chaos in which they exist.
Richard M. Nixon
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Strive to make proposed solutions as self-executing as possible. As the degree of discretion increases, so too does bureaucracy, delay, and expense.
Donald Rumsfeld
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Bureaucrats are the only people in the world who can say absolutely nothing and mean it.
James H Boren
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Too often I find that the volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.
Jerry Brown
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The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
Brooks Atkinson
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