Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.

Dave Barry Quotes

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I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

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She had the loaded handbag of someone who camps out and seldom goes home, or who imagines life must be full of emergencies.

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The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

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