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An obstacle is something you see when you take your eyes off the goal.
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An old-timer is someone who remembers every detail of their life story, but cannot remember how many times they have told the same person.
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An open mind does not always require an open mouth.
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An optimist believes we live in the best of all worlds.A pessimist fears this is true.
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An optimist laughs to forget, a pessimist forgets to laugh.
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A note left for a pianist from his wife: "Gone Chopin, have Liszt, Bach in a Minuet.".
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An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance. - Nolan's / Peter's Placebo.
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Anybody who thinks talk is cheap never argued with a traffic cop.
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Any car will last a lifetime - if you are careless enough.
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Any man who laughs at women's clothes has never paid the bill for them.
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Anyone can make a mountain out of a molehill by throwing on more dirt.
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Anyone who has time to look for a 4- leaf clover needs to find one.
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Anyone who thinks that they are too small to make a difference, has never been in bed with a mosquito.
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Anything labeled "New" and/or "Improved" is not: the label means the price went up.The label "All new" or "Completely new" means the price went way up.
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Anything that can be changed will be changed until there is no time left to change anything.
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Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.
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A parishioner had undergone a serious operation and was still under the
influence of the sedative when the vicar came, so the vicar just said a
prayer and left. The next day he returned and asked the patient if he had
been aware of his visit. "I vaguely remember your visit yesterday. I
remember opening my eyes and thinking 'I can't be in Heaven because
there is the vicar'.".
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A pastor was giving a lesson to a group of children on the 23rd Psalm. He noticed that one of the little boys seemed disquieted by the phrase "Surely, goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my life...""What's wrong with that, Johnny?" the pastor asked."Well," answered Johnny, "I understand about having goodness and mercy, for God is good. But I'm not sure I'd like Shirley following me around all the time.".
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A penny saved is a penny earned, and a penny spent, is a penny enjoyed.
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A penny will hide the biggest star in the universe if you hold it close enough to your eye.
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A perfect guest is one who makes his host feel at home.
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A person can fail many times, but they are not really a failure until they start to blame someone else.
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A person is getting along the road to wisdom when they begin to realize that their opinion is just another opinion.
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A person is grown up not when they can take care of themselves, but when they can take care of others.
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A person of words and not deeds is like a garden full of weeds.
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A person's character and their garden both reflect the amount of weeding that was done during the growing season.
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A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
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A person without knowledge of his history is like a tree without roots.
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A person who can speak many languages is not necessarily more valuable than a person who can listen in one.
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A person who makes no mistakes, generally makes nothing.
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A pessimist is someone who looks at the land of milk and honey and sees only calories and cholesterol.
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A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to
arrest your own mother?" He said, "Call for backup.".
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A politician is a person who can make waves and then make you think they are the only one who can save the ship.
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A politician will find an excuse to get out of anything, except office.
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A poor report card has one good thing in its favor: at least you know the student is not cheating.
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Bacteria: the only culture some people have.
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Bad planing on your part does not necessarily constitute an automatic emergency on my part.
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Beat me with the truth, don't torture me with lies.
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Beautiful young people are acts of nature, but beautiful old people
are works of art.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I'm not one to judge.
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Beauty is only skin deep...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
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Beauty is quite different from charm, beauty is what you notice in a woman, charm is when a woman notices you.
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Be bold in what you stand for; and careful what you fall for.
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Be careful of the words you say.And keep them soft and sweet.
For you never know from day to day.Which ones you'll have to eat.
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Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.
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Because you are someone special
I send jou my love today
For you are verry wonderful
In each and every way.
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Been there, done that and have the tee-shirt to prove it.
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Before you can break out of prison, you must realize that you are locked up.
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Before you point your fingers be sure your hands are clean.
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Be good or be good at it!
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