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Being cool, is not trying to be cool.
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Being right is highly overrated. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
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Being yourself is being the person everyone else wants you to be.
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Believe in miracles, but don't depend on them.
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Be more concerned about your character than about your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think of you.
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Be of use, but don't be used.
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Best friends don't ask you: "Is something wrong?"Best friends ask you: "Whats wrong?".
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Be tender to the young, compassionate to the aged, tolerant with the weak. For
in your life you will be all of these.
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Be thankful for problems. If they were less difficult, someone with less ability might have your job.
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Better an end with pain, than pain with no end.
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Better to light a candle, than to curse the darkness.
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Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.
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Better untaught than ill-taught.
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
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Be ye fishers of men, you catch them -- He will clean them.
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Big doesn't necessarily mean better..sunflowers aren't better than violets.
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BIRTHDAY BELIEF SYSTEMS
Idealism: Happy Birthday.
Capitalism: I shopped all day for your birthday.
Atheism: I can't believe it's your birthday.
Hinduism: Holy Cow! Is it your birthday?
Taoism: It's everybody's birthday.
Buddhism: If your birthday party was held in the forest and nobody came... would it make a sound?
Existentialism: Your birthday means nothing to me.
Sarcasm: You don't look half bad for someone twice your age.
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Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, they will never cease to be amused.
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Blessed is he who doesn't show hatefulness over what is lost, but instead, shows gratefulness over what is left.
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Blessed is he who, having nothing to say, refrained from giving wordy
evidence of the fact.
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Blowing out another's candle will not make yours shine brighter.
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Bones; there are 206 in the human body. No need for dismay, however: two bones of the middle ear have never been broken in a skiing accident.
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Boredom sets into boring minds.
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Born twice, die once. Born once, die twice.
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Borrow money from pessimists.They don't expect it back.
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Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.
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Buses stop at bus stations, trains at train stations, my desk has a workstation.
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Butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.
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By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he's wrong.
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By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
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By the time you learn the rules of life, you're too old to play the game.
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Cancer is so limited, It cannot corrode faith, It cannot shatter hope,It cannot kill friendships, It cannot cripple love, It cannot destroy peace, It cannot silence courage, It cannot suppress memories, It cannot conquer the spirit.
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Can't never could do anything.
Till could came along and whipped Can't butt...
now can't can do a lot.
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Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic.
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Challenges can be stepping stones or stumbling blocks. It's just a matter of how you view them.
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Changing one thing for the better is worth more than proving a thousand things are wrong.
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Charity begins at home. Success begins at work.
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Cheerfulness is contagious, but don't wait to catch it from others. Be a "carrier".
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Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
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Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need do to lose weight is to take a bath.
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Children are natural mimics. They act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners.
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Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.
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Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
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Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
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Christianity is not a crutch. It's a pair of wings.
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Christians aren't perfect, they're just forgiven!
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Church is the only place I know, where I can arrive late and get the best seats in the house!
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Church members are either pillars or caterpillars..the pillars hold up the church, and the caterpillars just crawl in and out.
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing
is like shoveling the walk before it has stopped snowing.
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Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.
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