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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
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If you woke up this morning with more health than illness...you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.
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If you your lips would keep from slips,Five things observe with care:
Of whom you speak, to whom you speak,And how and when and where.
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It doesn't matter if you win or lose until you lose.
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I think if I have a good breakfast I could go without food for the rest of
the day. I think that until about lunchtime.
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It is always the ones who talk loudest who do the least.
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It is amazing how many people want to live a long life, and yet so few want to grow old.
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It is a poor workman who blames his tools.
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It is a small world, but I wouldn't like to have to paint it.
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It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness.
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It is far better to be alone, than to wish you were.
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It is good to be a Christian and you know it, but it is better to be a Christian and show it!
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It is hard to face the problem, when the problem is your face.
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It is hard to read a cartoon aloud.
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It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial charges and blamed it on the cost of living.
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It is impossible to overestimate the immense need that humans have to be
listened to, understood, and taken seriously.
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It is never easy being a mother.If it were easy, fathers would do it.
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It is not always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.
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It is not a war on drugs; it's a war on people.
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It is not raining. The sky leaks.
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It is not that I disagree with you, it is just that I'm not in full accord.
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It is not the relation which is important, but the relationship that is important!
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It is not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.
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It is not what's right about war, it's about what's left.
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It is not what you would do with your millionsshould riches ness be your lot.
It is what you are doing at presentwith the dollar and quarter you've got.
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It is OK to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
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It is seldom easy to do what's right or right to do what's easy.
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I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
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It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.
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It was all so different before everything changed.
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I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.
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I used to cry for I had no shoes to wear until I saw a man with no feet.
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Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?".
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Jesus did not come to make God's love possible, but to make God's love visible.
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Joe was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense."They should not put up such misleading notices", said Joe. "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE.".
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Just as children bring their broken toys for us to mend,
I brought my broken dreams to God because he was my friend.
Instead of leaving him in peace to work alone,
I stuck around and tried to help with ways that were my own.
At last I snatched them back and cried "how could you be so slow?"
"My child", he said, "What could I do, you never did let go".
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Just as war is more the absence of love than the presence of hate, and darkness is the absence of light, a negative attitude is the absence of a positive one.
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"Just think, children," said the missionary, "in Africa there are six million square miles where little boys and girls have no Sunday School. Now, what should we all strive to save money for?""To go to Africa!".
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Just when I was getting used to yesterday along came today.
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Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
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Looking back, may I be filled with gratitude;
Looking forward, may I be filled with hope;
Looking upward, may I be aware of strength;
Looking inward, may I find peace.......
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Lord, be merciful, shut me up when my life speaks so much louder than my words.
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Lord give me an answer, or give me the patience to wait for one, just do it now please!
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Lord grant me the courage to do the things I can, the serenity to accept the things I can't, and the wisdom to know the difference.
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Lord, make my words soft and tender for tomorrow I may have to eat them.
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Lord, may others treat me tomorrow as I have treated them today.
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Lord, so far today I've not been grumpy, selfish, greedy, envious, proud, or
angry. I'm really pleased about that. But in a few minutes now, I'm going to
get up and from then on, I'll probably need a lot more help.
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Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.
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Love God more than you fear hell.
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Love has reasons that reason knows nothing of.
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