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Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation.
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Suffering well borne is better than suffering removed.
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Sympathy sees and says, "I'm sorry."Compassion sees and says, "I'll help.".
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The fastest way to find something you've lost is to replace it.
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The fellow who has no money is poor; the fellow who has nothing but money is
poorer still.
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The fellow who is fired with enthusiasm for his work is seldom fired by his boss.
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The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the
other 90% of the time.
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The first time we kissed,
I closed my eyes,
You closed your eyes
and........ We missed!
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The foundation of relationships is based on the premise of mutual purpose.
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The gap between advice and help is very wide.
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The graduate with a Science degree asks: "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks: "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks: "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks: "Do you want fries with
that?".
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The greatest actions of love often got unnoticed.
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The greatest fool of all is the man who fools himself.
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The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.
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The greatest tragedy is when man gives up what he wants most for what he wants now!
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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist.
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The great lie of the news media: "I am the public".
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The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the best of everything that comes along their way.
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The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
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The heart has reasons which reason does not understand.
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The horn of plenty is usually the one behind you in traffic!
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The idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
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The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.
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The Iron Rule: Don't do for others what, given the chance, they wouldn't do for themselves.
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The key to happiness is not fixing your problems but changing your attitude towards your problems.
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The last 7 words of a dying church: "We never did it like that before".
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The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.
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The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don't.
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The little boy greeted his grandmother with a hug and said, "I'm so happy to see you grandma. Now maybe daddy will do the trick." The grandmother was curious. "What trick is that my dear," she asked. The little boy replied, "I heard daddy tell mommy that he would climb the walls if you came to visit us again.".
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The Lord loves a cheerful giver. He also accepts from a grouch.
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The Lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
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The love in your heart wasn't put there to stay.Love isn't love till you give it away.
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The love of parents for their child is measured by the length they will go to compete with the world for the love of that child.
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The math teacher saw that Little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?" Johnny quickly replied: "CBS, NBC, HBO and the Cartoon Network.".
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The meaning of life is not a question to be answered, but an event to be experienced.
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The measure of a man is not the number of servants he has, but the number of people he serves.
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The memory of bad quality lasts longer than the shock of high prices.
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The mind can only stand what the butt can endure.
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The mind is like a parachute, it's no good unless it's open!
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The minister selected a 50-cent item at a convenience store, but then discovered he didn't have any money with him. "I could invite you to hear me preach in return," he said jokingly to the clerk, "but I'm afraid I don't have any fifty-cent sermons.""Perhaps," suggested the clerk, "I could come twice.".
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The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.
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The more I know the more I know I don't know.
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The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
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The most important thing in the application development is the name. An application will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a
suitable application.
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The next time the devil reminds you of your past, remind him of his future.
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The nice thing about standards is, there are so many to choose from.
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The older I get, the older old is.
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The one who makes it, sells it. The one who buys it, never uses it. The one that uses it, never knows that he's using it. What is it?A coffin.
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The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.
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The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
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