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The only limitations to God are in our mind.
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The only man who is a bigger fool than the one who knows it all is the one who will argue with him.
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The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
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The only stupid question is the question you don't ask.
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The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.
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The only thing I like about the stones that come in my way is, once I pass across them, they automatically become my milestones!
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The only thing worse than an ignorant man is an ignorant man with a bible.
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The only thing you have to do is breathe; Everything else is just optional.
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The opposite of love is not hate, but apathy.
You cannot hate someone you don't care about.
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The optimist says, "My cup runneth over, what a blessing." The pessimist says, "My cup runneth over, what a mess.".
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The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.
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The past is history. Tomorrow's a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why
we call it the present.
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The Pastor said, "Today I've prepared a $10 sermon on fire and brimstone that will take me about an hour and half to deliver, and I've prepared a $50 sermon on the evils of sin that will take about 45 minutes to give, and I've got a 10 minute $100 sermon on love and generosity. We'll take the collection at this time to see which one y'all vote for.".
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The person who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
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The person who says he trusts no one should include himself.
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The pessimist complains about the direction of the wind, the optimist expects the direction to change, but the leader simply adjusts the sails!
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The people who holler "All power to the people!" want power to be
handed to the people who holler "All power to the people!".
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The preacher was growing concerned about sparse attendance, so he published this item in the church bulletin:
This . . . is . . . the . . . way . . . the . . . church . . . sometimes . . . looks . . . to . . . the . . . preacher . . . when . . . he . . . goes . . . into . . . the . . . pulpit.
Itwouldlooklikethisifeverybodybroughtsomebodyelsetochurch.
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The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby for a long while.
The priest asks him: "Do you want to speak with me, my son?"
"No, I'm just waiting."
"Waiting for what?"
"Wanna know what a priest says when he hits his finger with a hammer.".
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The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof? Make it stop; then watch the pilot break out into a sweat.
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The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
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The quality of expectations determines the quality of our action.
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The quest for beauty is a quest for love.
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The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
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The quickest way to receive love is to give love; The fastest way to lose love is too hold it too tightly; In addition, the best way to keep love is to give it wings.
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Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: bananosecond.
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Time is a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.
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Time is like money: you can either spend, waste, or invest!
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Time is relative... The mind makes it slow, the heart makes it fast, our friends make it worth while, and words... make it timeless.
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Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!
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Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
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To accomplish something, the first person you have to defeat is yourself.
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To belittle is to be little.
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To be or not to be... I think its a trick question.
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To cool a hot attitude, apply nice. To melt a cold attitude, address warmly.
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Today's beautiful moments are tomorrow's beautiful memories.
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To do is to be -- Marx. Do be do be do -- Sinatra.
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To err is human, to blame it on someone else is more human.
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To every complex problem there is an easy answer; and it is wrong!
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To find the person you can truly trust, look no further than the nearest mirror.
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To forgive calls upon our love-- to forget calls upon our strength.
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To hate a person is a waste; half the people you hate don't care, and the other half don't know.
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To let a fool kiss you is stupid.To let a kiss fool you is worse.
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To light a candle is to cast a shadow.
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To love and win is the best thing; to love and lose, the next best.
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To love for the sake of being loved is human; to love for the sake of loving is angelic.
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To love is to risk getting hurt. Not to risk loving is the greatest risk of all.
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Too many Christians are no longer fishers of men but keepers of the aquarium.
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To realize the value of ONE YEAR
Ask a student who has failed his final exam.
To realize the value of ONE MONTH
Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby.
To realize the value of ONE WEEK
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.
To realize the value of ONE DAY
Ask a daily wage labourer who has ten kids to feed.
To realize the value of ONE HOUR
Ask the lovers who are waiting to meet or . . .
To realize the value of ONE MINUTE
Ask a person who has missed the train.
To realize the value of ONE SECOND
Ask a person who has survived an accident.
To realize the value of ONE MILLISECOND
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics.
Treasure every moment that you have!
And treasure it more because you
Share it with someone special . . . special enough to have your time. . .
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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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