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To say that a man can not love one woman at a time is ridiculous. It is like saying a musician needs more than one violin to play the same piece of music.
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To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.
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To think too long about doing a thing, often becomes its undoing.
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To truly hear you must quiet the mind.
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Tough times gets you real friends and others get you tough times.
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Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you, not because they are nice, but because you are.
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Treat people like angels; you will meet some and help make some.
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Treat your friends as you do your pictures, place them in their best light.
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Triumph is "umph" added to try.
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True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare.
False friends are like autumn leaves, scattered everywhere.
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True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
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True happiness may be sought, thought, or caught -- but never bought.
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True love can not be found where it does not truly exist, nor can it be hidden where it does.
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True love is not based on what you have, but it is based on who you really are.
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True power is when what you say is only the tip of the iceberg of what you really know.
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Trust is like money; you spend it, you save it, you lend it, and sometimes you get robbed.
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T-shirt: My heart belongs to Daddy. . .and so do my credit cards!
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Two brothers were discussing Adam and Eve. The 8-year-old asked: "How did Adam and Eve die?"And the 4-year-old said: "They ate bad fruit.".
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Two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start and ...
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Two men looked out of prison bars. One saw mud and the other saw stars.
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Two men went into a diner and sat down at the counter. They ordered two sodas, took sandwiches out of their packs and started to eat them. The owner saw what was going on and approached the men. "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," he complained. The two men stopped, looked at each other, and then swapped their sandwiches.
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Two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.
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Two rules to success in life: 1. Don't tell people everything you know.
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Two things are sure in life: There is a God, and you are not him.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
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Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
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What a dog I got. His favourite bone is in my arm!
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What do Windows and a handgun have in common?Both are harmless while not loaded.
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What flowers grow between your nose and your chin? .... Tulips.
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"What, giving again?" I asked in dismay.
"And must I keep giving and giving away?"
"Oh, no," said the angel, piercing me through,
"Just give till the Father stops giving to you.".
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What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
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What is right is often forgotten by what is convenient.
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What is the difference between a Peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath?One is rude and nosy, and the other's nude and rosy.
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What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon.
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What passes as a woman's intuition, is usually nothing more than a mans transparency.
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What really matters is what happens in us- not to us.
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What soap is for the body, tears are for the soul.
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What some people mistake for the high cost of living, is really the cost of living high.
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What sunshine is to flowers...smiles are to humanity.
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What the caterpillar calls the end, the butterfly calls the beginning.
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What we see is mainly what we look for.
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What you are is God's gift to you, what you become is your gift to God.
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What you do when you don't have to do it will determine what you are when it's too late to do anything about it!
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When a bishop visited one of his remoter parishes, he was surprised to find
only five people in the congregation. He said to the vicar "Did you tell the
people I was coming?." The vicar replied "No, but Heaven help the person who
did!".
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When a church seeks a pastor, they want the strength of an eagle, the grace of a swan, the gentleness of a dove, the friendliness of a sparrow, and the night hours of an owl. And when they catch that bird, they expect the pastor to live on the food of a canary.
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When a mother saw a thunderstorm forming in mid-afternoon, she worried about her seven-year-old daughter who would be walking the three blocks from school to home. Deciding to meet her, the mother saw her walking nonchalantly along, stopping to smile whenever lightning flashed. Seeing her mother, the little girl ran to her, explaining happily, "All the way home, God's been taking my picture!".
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When asked by his Boss why he only worked 4 days a week the enployee replied because I can't manage on 3 days a week.
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When asking a question of someone your not sure of, only ask if you know half the answer.
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When confronted with a Goliath-sized problem, which way do you respond:
"He's too big to hit" or like David, "He's to big to miss"?
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Whenever an armed forces pilot is involved in an aircraft accident, he is required to make a statement of the cause. One young pilot summed up his mishap thus: "I believe the cause of the accident was administrative. I should never have graduated from flight school.".
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