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A man who is attracted by your mental appearance loves you more than a man who is attracted by your physical appearance.
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A man who lives in a glass house should change in basement.
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A man who lives in a glass house shouldn't throw stones.
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A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
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A man who thinks he is smarter than his wife, has a very smart wife!
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A man who throws dirt loses ground.
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A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
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America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight.
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America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
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America is a land where citizens vote for Democrats but hope to live like Republicans.
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America is the only country in the world where the poor have a parking problem.
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"Am I indecisive?" Can I get back to you on that?
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A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump. "Reverend," said the young man, "sorry about the delay. It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for a long trip." The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the same in my business.".
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A minister was talking to similar group of young children. "Who can tell
me what we must do before we can expect forgiveness of sin?"
There was a moment's pause, then Tommy made a logical contribution:
"Well, sir, first we have got to sin.".
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A moment on the lips,an eternity on the hips.
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A more expensive tennis racket will not make you a better player.
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Archeologist: someone whose carrier lies in ruins.
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A real patriot is someone who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
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A relationship is like sand in your hand. If held loosely in the palm of your hand it stays there, but as soon as you close your hand tightly it slips through your fingers.
A relationship is like that held tenderly with respect for the other person it last, but once you close your hand to hold on tightly it slips through your fingers.
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A religion that is small enough for us to understand would not be large enough for our needs.
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A retired husband is a wife's full time job.
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Are you wrinkled with burden? Come onto Church for a FAITH LIFT!
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A rich person is not the one who has the most, but the one who needs the least.
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A rookie cop was asked the following question on an examination: "How would you go about dispersing a crowd?" He answered: "Take up an offering. That does it every time.".
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A rose can say I Love You. . . orchids can enthrall. . .
but a weed bouquet in a chubby fist. . . OH MY that says it all!
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Art is work, to sell it is art.
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A rumor is as hard to unspread as butter.
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As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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A sad Texan once prayed, "Lord, I wish you would make it rain - not so much for me, I've seen it - but for my 7-year-old.".
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As a man begins to live more seriously within; he begins to live more simply without.
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As a rule,
Man's a fool.
When it's hot,
He wants it cool.
And when it's cool,
He wants it hot,
Always wanting
What is not.
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A scientist knows more & more about less & less till he knows everything about nothing while a philosopher knows less & less about more & more till he knows nothing about everything.
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A seafood diet is the best: whenever you see food, eat it.
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A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago.
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A sharp tongue and a dull mind are usually found in the same head.
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A signature always reveals a man's character... and sometimes even his name.
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A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
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A single reason why you can do something is worth 100 reasons why you can't.
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A sinning man will stop praying. A praying man will stop sinning.
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As I said before, I never repeat myself.
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Asking the boss for a rise may not be patriotic, but it will help the government with the extra tax if it comes off.
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Ask yourself if what you are doing today is getting you closer to where you want to be tomorrow.
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As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
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A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won't trust him to wash it.
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A smile is a curve that sets things straight.
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A smile is a fortune, but you can't sell it, you can't buy it and you can't steal it, but it isn't good to anyone until it is given away.
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A smile is the cheapest way to improve your looks, even if your teeth are crooked.
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A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.
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A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner. (English Proverb.
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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