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Happiness is a path, not a destination.
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Happiness is not something you have in your hands; it is something you carry in you heart.
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Happiness is what happens to us when we try to make someone else happy.
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Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already
have.
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Happy laughter and family voices in the home will keep more kids off the streets at night than the strictest curfew.
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Hard work doesn't harm anyone, but I do not want to take chances.
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Hard work has future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Hard work spotlights the character of people; some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all!
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Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat.
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Hating someone is like burning down your house to get rid of a rat.
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Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.
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Having someplace to go to is home. Having someone to love is family. Having both is a blessing.
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Having the right to do it, doesn't mean it is right to do it.
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Having your lawyer pay for lunch will be very expensive in the end.
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He has Van Gogh's ear for music.
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He is not afraid of work, you can tell by the way he fights it.
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Hell has no exits.Heaven needs none.
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Hell has no fire escapes.
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Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
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Herblock's Law: if it is good, they will stop making it.
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Here's to you and here's to me and may we never disagree, but if we do I'll still love you.
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Heroes and winners aren't the same thing.
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He that lets the small things bind him, leaves the great undone behind him.
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He was so narrow minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes....
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I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
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I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry.
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I always thought looking back on the times I cried would make me laugh; but I never knew looking back on the times I laughed would make me cry.
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I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
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I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don't count it.
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I am a poet and did not know it.I make a rhyme every time.
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I am not an organ donor, but I once gave an old piano to the Salvation Army.
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I am not religious, I just love the Lord.
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I am on a thirty day diet.So far, I have lost 15 days.
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I am so glad God sees the whole video tape of my life, and not just a snapshot of where I am now.
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I am sorry I offended you - I should have lied.
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I am the world's greatest authority on my own opinion.
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I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
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I believe in the Big Bang theory. God spoke and BANG! It was.
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I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
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I can lead you to the water but I can't let you drink.
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I can not dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone.
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I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
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I close my eyes in order to see.
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I could drown in a frown and swim in a smile.
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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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Ideas are funny little things, they won't work unless you do.
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I dialled one of those 900 numbers to get some financial advice. They advised me not to dial 900 numbers.
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I did my nurse's training at a hospital in Liverpool, England. My fellow students and I had little money for meals, so we ate the awful food
provided at the hospital complex, and sometimes kindly visitors would give us some of the treats they had brought for patients who had not wanted to eat them. One night a woman brought a pie to the kitchen and said to me, "Would you eat this up, love?" Another student and I devoured every delicious crumb!Soon our benefactor returned, however, and asked, "Is me 'usband's pie 'ot yet, dearie?".
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I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?
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I'd love to make up my mind, but I can't remember where I left it.
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