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I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I'd be irresponsible too.
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I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
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I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
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I don't know what tomorrow holds, but I know who holds tomorrow.
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I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
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I don't need your attitude I have one of my own.
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I don't understand Christianity, nor do I understand electricity, but I don't intend to sit in the dark until I do!
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I'd rather do something and fail than do nothing and succeed!
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If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some people must really love church.
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If all else fails, read the directions.
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If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
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If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilisation.
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If danger's a step away, safety's step away.
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If evolution was true, mothers would have more than two hands.
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If God didn't forgive Heaven would be empty.
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If God is your co-pilot, switch seats with Him!
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If he was any slower, he'd be going in reverse.
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If I can only be with you in my dreams, then I want to sleep forever.
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If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
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If I had never met you, I wouldn't like you;
If I didn't like you I wouldn't love you;
If I didn't love you I wouldn't miss you...
But I did, I do and I will.
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If innocence can leave guilt can come.
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If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
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If life deals you a lemon, make lemonade.
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If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
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If nobody knows the troubles you've seen, then you don't live in a small town.
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If our gifts are not surrendered to God, we tend to beat people over the head with them.
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If someone is standing between you and God, guess who's closer to God.
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If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.
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If someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
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If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we'd be so simple we couldn't understand.
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If the road you travel, has no obstacles, It leads nowhere.
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If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
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If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
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If things get better with age, I'm approaching magnificent!
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If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
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If wealth is lost nothing is lost.If health is lost something is lostIf character/reputation is lost everything is lost.
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If we are walking in joy, we are trusting God.
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If we'd confess our sins to one another we'd all laugh at the lack of originality.
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If we don't control our money, it will control us.
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If we preach what we live....We don't ever have to worry about practicing what we preach!
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I had dreams and I've had nightmares. I overcame the nightmares because of my dreams.
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I have changed my mind a dozen times. It seems to work better now.
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I have discovered the whole problem with the National Debt. Most of us work 5 days a week, and the government spends 7.
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I have gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses.
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I have faith in fools, my friends call it self-confidence.
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I have never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don't listen, they don't come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they're home they like to be left alone and sleep. In other words, every quality that women hate in a man, they love in a cat.
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I haven't lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it.
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I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.
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I just got lost in thought. . . . It was unfamiliar territory.
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