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I just want to turn on the light and have it work...I don't want to know where the electricity comes from.
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I know Karate! ...and several other Japanese words.
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I know UNIX, PASCAL, C, FORTRAN, COBOL, and nineteen other high-tech words.
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I know you know what I think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
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I love you 2 day,
I love you 2 morrow,
I love you 4 ever.
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Imagination is intelligence having fun.
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Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't; and a sense of humour to console him for what he is.
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"I'm a lawyer.".. "Honest?".. "No, the usual kind.".
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Imbesi's Law of the Conservation of Filth: "In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty."
Freeman's Extension: "...but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.".
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Immature love: I love you because I need you.Mature love; I need you because I love you.
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I'm old enough to know better but I'm still to young to care.
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I'm serious; it was a joke.
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Inch by inch life's a cinch.Yard by yard life is hard.
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In communism, man oppresses man.
In capitalism, it's the other way around.
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Incontinence Hot line...Can you hold please.
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Indian build small fire stand real close, White man build BIG fire stand way back....
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Information is giving out.Communication is getting through.
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Initiative is the ability to do the right thing.. efficiency is the ability to do the thing right.. effectiveness is doing the right things.
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Ink drys, paper burns, but what is written in the soul will last an eternity.
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In spite of the cost of living, it's still quite popular.
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Integrity is the cornerstone of trust.
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Intelligence is like underwear, everyone has it but you don't have to show it off.
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In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal.
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In the dark dreary nights when the storm is at its most fierce the lighthouse burns bright so the sailors can find their way home again. In life the same light burns. This light is fuelled with love, faith, and hope. And through lifes most fierce storms these three burn their brightest so we also can find our way home again.
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In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life; it goes on.
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In your life you will love someone so much you could eat them, then you will get married and wish you had.
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I once saw this sign on a diner wall: "I have an agreement with the bank: they don't fry hamburgers, and I don't cash checks.".
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I only work to enjoy when I am not working.
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I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.
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I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers, turned off the bed, jumped in my light, all because you kissed me goodnight.
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I rather lose a second in my life, than my life in a second.
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I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I "had" any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
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"Is ignorance or apathy the biggest problem with the world today?" "I don't know and I don't care".
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Karl Marx's Mother: If Karl, instead of writing a lot about capital, had made a lot of it ... it would have been much better.
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Keep your head and your heart in the right direction and you will not have to worry about your feet.
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Keep your head in the clouds.. you're the first to know when it rains, and it's easier to see the silver lining.
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Killing time murders opportunities.
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Kindness: a language the deaf can hear, the blind can see, and the mute can
speak.
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Knowledge is that which is acquired by learning. Wisdom is knowing what to do with it?
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Last night I dreamed my life was done, and heaven's gates flung wide.
And with kindly grace, an angel ushered me inside.
And there stood those I'd shunned or judged unworthy or unclean.
Indignant words rose to my lips, but never were set free,
On every face showed stunned surprise: no one expected me.
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Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it!
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Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.
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Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.
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Laughter is the jam on the toast of life; it adds flavour, keeps it from
becoming too dry, and makes it easier to swallow.
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Lazy ness is the only luxury that not even a millionaire can afford.
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Leadership is an opportunity to serve. It is not a trumpet call to self importance.
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Learn from other people's mistakes, life isn't long enough to make them all yourself.
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Learn from the past
Live for today
Look for tomorrow
Take a nap this afternoon.
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Learning history is easy. Learning its lessons is almost impossible.
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Learning is forging a head.Thinking is foraging a head.
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