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No God - No Peace.Know God - Know Peace.
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No happy time is really gone, if it leaves a special memory.
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No horse goes as fast as the money you bet on him.
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No individual raindrop ever considers itself responsible for the flood.
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No Jesus - No Love.Know Jesus - Know Love.
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No man ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things.
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No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.
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No matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
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No matter what you want to do, there's always something else that has to be done first.
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No moving parts, no batteries.
No monthly payments and no fees.
Inflation proof, non-taxable,
in fact it's quite reliable.
It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
one size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
but yields results enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress,
invigorates your happiness.
Combats depression, makes you beam
and elevates your self esteem.
Your circulation it corrects
without complicated side effects.
It is, I think, the perfect drug.
May I prescribe, my friend. . . . . . the hug!
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Non-smoking area: If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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No one ever injured his eyesight by looking on the bright side of things.
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No one is responsible for all the things that happen to him, but he is responsible for the way he acts when they do happen.
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No one plans to fail but people can fail to plan.
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No one should live by the early bird policy without finding out whether he classifies as a bird or a worm.
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No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway.
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Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
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Note on a door: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner also.
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Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
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Nothing seems impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
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Nothing seems to bring on an emergency as quickly as putting money aside in case of one.
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Notice: The only person getting his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
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Not our activity for Him but our captivity to Him!
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PARENTAL OBSERVATIONS
A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.
A child will not spill on a dirty floor.
A young child is a noise with dirt on it.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Avenge yourself; live long enough to be a problem to your children.
If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and
look comfortable.
You can learn many things from children... like how much patience you have.
Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachers are grossly underpaid.
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Parents are so excited about the first steps and words of their children, but then they spend the next 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
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Passing by the primate area one day, a zoo attendant happens to notice a chimpanzee sitting on a rock with an open book in either hand, looking first at one and then at the other. Upon closer examination, he identifies the books: the Bible, and Darwin's "Origin of Species". Curious, he asks the chimp, "What's with the books?" The chimp replies, "I'm trying to decide whether I'm my brother's keeper, or my keeper's brother.".
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Passion: there are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart...pursue those.
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Patience is the silken cord on which are strung the pearls of virtue.
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People are funny. They want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and the back of the church.
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People are like tea bags - You have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are!
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People are never too busy to tell you all that they have to do.
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People do not plan to fail, they just fail to plan.
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People forget how fast you did a job- but they remember how well you did it.
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People forget what you said.People forget what you did.But people never forget how you made them feel.
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People in power need the power of prayer.
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People love flowers but they hate the rain.The things that bring joy come from that which brings pain. So this should leave a stain on your brain, the reason why you have fields of grain, is because its got to rain.
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People may not always believe what you say, but they will believe what you do.
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People never say, "It's only a game", when they're winning.
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People pick bad things from bad company very quickly but good company takes a good time to gift good things to them.
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People want the front of the bus; back of the church and centre of attention.
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People who do the world's real work don't usually wear neckties.
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People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.
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People who think they're out of this world always make you wish they were.
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People who value their privileges above their principles, soon lose both.
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People who want by the yard, but try by the inch, should be kicked by the foot !
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People will believe most anything that is whispered to another.
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People with true character show it when nobody else is present.
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People would enjoy life more if, once they got what they wanted, they could remember how much they wanted it.
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People would worry less about what others think of them if they only realised how seldom they do.
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Plan ahead: It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark!
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