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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a
note, "Take only one, God is watching." Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. One of the boys wrote a note, "Take all you want, God is watching the apples.".
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The Chinese word for "crisis" contains two characters. One of them means "opportunity".
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The church is looking for better methods. God is looking for better men.
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The collapse of character begins with compromise.
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The Congress is a strange place where people get up and speak, nobody listens, and then everyone disagrees at the top of their lungs.
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The contented person is never poor.The discontented is never rich.
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The definition of luck is when opportunity meets preparation.
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The desire of love is to give. The desire of lust is to get.
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The difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut is about a week.
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The difference between men and boys ....
.... is the price of their toys.
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The difference between a rebel and a patriot is wether who is in power.
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The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
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The doctor is not able to operate the notable, because he has no table!
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
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The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on forecasters.
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The essential sadness is to go through life without loving. But it would be almost equally sad to leave this world without ever telling those you loved that you love them.
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Ulcers are caused not so much by what we eat as what's eating us.
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Ulcers are something you get from mountain climbing over molehills.
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Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.
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Vacation is what you take when you can't take what you've been taking any longer.
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Veni, Vedi, Visa:
I Came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.
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Victory begins with the name of Jesus on our lips, but it will not be consummated until the nature of Jesus is in our hearts.
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Vision is not seeing things as they are, but as they will be.
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Vision that looks inward becomes duty.
Vision that looks outward becomes aspiration.
Vision that looks upward becomes faith.
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Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.
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Walk the words you talk and talk the words you walk.
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War never decides who is right, only who is left.
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Watch your thoughts; they become words.
Watch your words; they become actions.
Watch your actions; they become habits.
Watch your habits; they become character.
Watch your character; for it becomes your destiny!!!
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Wealth buys leisure, but not wisdom.
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We blame fate for other accidents, but we feel personally responsible when we make a hole in one.
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We can admire what we see, but we can only love what we truly know.
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We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys.
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We can't control the wind, but we have the power to adjust the sails.
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We come to love not by finding a perfect person but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.
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We could accomplish a lot more if we'd get rid of our ifs and and's; and get off our butts.
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We could all take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
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We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colours.But they all have to learn to live in the same box.
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We crucify ourselves between two thieves- regret for yesterday and fear of tomorrow.
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We don't have the right to ask when sorrow comes: Why did this happen to me?, unless we ask the same question for every moment of happiness that comes our way.
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We don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.
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We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.
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We don't want a thing because we have found a reason for it- we find a reason for it because we want it.
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We have all heard that there are two sides to every story, but after listening to many husband and wife arguments I have come to realize there are three sides to every story, her side, his side, and the truth.
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We have stopped being fishers of men and we are now the keepers of the
aquarium.
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We judge others by their actions; we judge ourselves by our intentions.
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.
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We occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of us pick ourselves up and hurry on as if nothing happened.
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We often fear being rejected so very much that we reject ourselves first before anyone else has the chance.
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