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While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about.
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Whoever follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd.
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Who says nothing is impossible, I have been doing nothing for years.
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Wife: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."
Wife: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."
Husband: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"Wife: "In the pool.".
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Winning isn't everything, but losing isn't anything.
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Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was
in the summer, when they complained about the heat.
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Win with humility; lose with grace.
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Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying it.
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Wisdom whispers - foolishness shouts.
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With money I can buy things; with thinking I can understand things.
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Without risk there is no opportunity for gain.
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With prayer as with other gifts from God, it is not what you get that counts, it's what you do with it.
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With wealth you can live in comfort.With drive you can make a comfortable living.With peace of mind, you can be comfortable in living.
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Woman phones up her husband at work for a chat.
HIM: "I'm sorry dear but I'm up to my neck in work today."
HER: "But I've got some good news and some bad news for you dear."
HIM: "OK darling, but as I've got no time now, just give me the good news."
HER: "Well, the air bag works.".
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Women's faults are many, men have just two!
Everything they say and everything they do!!!
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Worry is interest paid in advance for a debt you many never owe.
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Worry is the darkroom in which 'negatives' are developed.
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Worry pulls tomorrow's cloud over today's sunshine.
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Write injuries in the sand, kindnesses in marble.
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Yesterday is a cancelled cheque.
Tomorrow is a promised note.
Today is ready cash, use it!
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You always find something in the last place you look.
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You are getting old when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
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You are getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
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You are richer today if you have laughed, given or forgiven.
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You are young only once, but you can be immature all your life.
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You better think about the future, for it's where you will spend the rest of your life.
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You can bomb the world into pieces, you can't bomb te world into peace.....
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You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
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You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.
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You can never understand the true value of something until you don't have it anymore.
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You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
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You can send a message around the world in 1/7 of a second; yet it may take several years to move a simple idea through a 1/4 inch of human skull.
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You can survive on charm for about 5 minutes...after that, you'd better know something!
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You can't be lonely if you like the person you're alone with.
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You can't build character & courage by taking away men's initiative & independence.
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You can't do anything, if you believe you can't.
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You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
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You can't get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
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You can't help the poor man by destroying the rich.
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You can't prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but can prevent them from building their nest on it.
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You can't strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
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You can't tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
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You can't test courage cautiously.
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You can't train a horse with shouts, and expect it to obey a whisper.
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You can turn dollars into cents, and sense into dollars, though not dollars into sense.
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You can win more friends with your ears than you can with your mouth!
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You could better start giving me mouth to mouth, because you just took my breath away!
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You did touch me but didn't feel my pain. Jesus came and touched me and I don't feel the pain any more.
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You don't become a missionary by crossing the sea but by seeing the cross.
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You don't get old, you just become a classic.
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