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when the cat's away, the mice will play.
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battin' your eyes like a toadfrog in a hailstorm.
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who died and made you boss?
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My goose is cooked.
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My name is mud.
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Life is short, death is long.
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No matter how pretty she is , someone, somewhere is tired of her crap.
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When all else fails....have another beer.
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Beam me up Scotty!
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Raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock.
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Wish in one hand, crap in the other, and you'll never be empty-handed.
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we have to take one game at a time.
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
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Cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.
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Keifing off (goofing off).
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Get out of my life. (go away).
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Go peddle your peppers elsewhere.
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leading edge or cutting edge.
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Piss out the fire, call the dogs, and lets go home.
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Get the hell out of Dodge.
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Don't go away mad. Just go away.
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cady is dandy, but liquor is quicker, (Ogden Nash).
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Girls who wear glasses seldom get passes (Ogden Nash).
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when I was young I WALKED to school,... uphill,.... both ways.
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He's anybody's dog that will hunt with him.
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Lost ball in high weeds.
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Screwed up as Hogan's Goat.
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If wishes were horses than beggars could ride.
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my dogs are barking (meaning: my feet hurt).
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The is FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Repair).
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He/she has one oar out of the water.
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A very pretty box with a bow but nothing inside.
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Two ways to do it. The wrong way and my way.
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Hit the mute button on him/her.
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Attention span measured in micro seconds.
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He is so bright his father calls him son.
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Full head of steam.
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Slow as molasses.
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Measure twice. Cut once.
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Close enough for government work.
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It is frequently more economical to be inefficient.
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Sharp as a wet corn flake.
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Sharp as a basketball.
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What do you mean overdrawn, I still have checks.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a train.
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Nervous as a shrew.
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Penny wise, pound foolish.
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He/she can screw up a two car funeral.
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Elevator is stuck between floors.
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There are many ears in the cornfield.
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