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I need your help like I need a migrane.
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I have worn out more tool pouches than you have sox.
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Your desk looks like an explosion in a paper factory.
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Empty as your head.
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I need your help like a kangaroo needs a purse.
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value added or add value.
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Remove Serendipity from cliche list.
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Don't eat the yellow snow.
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I would help you out but I did not see where you came in.
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She/he would a rock pile if she thought there was a snake in it.
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Morals of an alley cat and scruples of a snake.
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So unpleasant he/she can piss off the Pope saying good morning.
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Enough money to burn a wet dog.
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Enough ants can eat an elephant.
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If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
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It ain't broke. Don't fix it.
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A good heart is hard to find.
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between the sword and the wall (Spanish).
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There is more meat on a chicken's forehead!
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looks like she was hit in the head with a bag of nickles.
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Wham, bam, thank you, ma'am!
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Get the hell out and take your friend with you!
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Ha, ha, that was a thigh slapper!
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Why me? Why is it always me?
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Don't know which way to turn.
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You bet!
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hair today - gone tomarrow.
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waiter, there's a hair in my soup.
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America. Love it or leave it.
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America, the melting pot of the world.
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A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse.
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Shut the door. Were you born in a barn?
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Your barn door is open.
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it's time to fold.
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Hold your wagon!
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Don't tick him off or he'll bite your head off.
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When your on your death bed you'd give anything for one more tick of the clock.
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I would if I could.
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I'm so hungry I could eat a bear.
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Good Night, sleep tight, and don't let the bed bugs bite.
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Just say charge it.
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Will it be cash or charge?
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He/She must have learned to whisper in a sawmill!
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Here's your hat, what's your hurry.
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as interesting as two blind men having a conversation in sign language.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
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Your mother was a thief - she stole the stars in heaven and putŽem into your eyes...
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IŽll teach you the international language...
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didn't even say hello, drop dead.
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A hard man is good to find.
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