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Laugh all the way to the bank.
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Laugh till you cry.
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Laugh, Laugh, I thought I'd die.
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as sharp as a cafeteria meatball.
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shaken like a baby (scared).
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a penny saved is a penny saved.
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If wishes were horses, all beggars would ride.
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Got one foot in the grave.
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When this van's a-rockin, don't come a-knockin.
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bought the farm.
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playin poker with the pros (he's dead).
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He's a few balloons short of a parade.
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He's off his rocker.
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it's always the quiet ones.
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it'll put hair on your chest.
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Knock on wood.
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When you lie with dogs you get fleas.
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Lie like a rug.
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I feel like a rat in a cage.
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don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you.
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better a chip on by shoulder than one at your feet.
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The toes you step on today just might be connected to the ass you kiss tomorrow.
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Eat your Cake and have it, too.
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Fit to be tied.
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Wives often object to life insurance, widows never do.
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The grass is always greener.
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rattling 'round like a pea in a jam jar.
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Monkey see, monkey do.
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Every dog has his day.
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so let it be written; so let it be done.
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winning isn't every thing, it's the only thing.
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if the shoe fits, wear it.
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it wasn't the caughing that carried him off, it was the coffin they carried him off in.
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When the fertiliser hits the windmall (i.e., when the shit hits the fan).
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His face puckered up like he had eaten a lemon.
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how many ways can you skin a cat?
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he's an animal, throw him some raw meat.
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stick a fork in him, he's done.
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Here comes twiddle dee and twiddle dum.
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Here comes Mutt and Jeff.
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Here comes the Bobsy Twins.
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a walk is as good as a hit (baseball).
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Don't do as I do, do as I say.
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Go ahead, just tear my heart right out of my chest.
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if ifs and buts where candy and nuts, every day would be Christmas.
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Act in haste, repent at leisure.
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there's no I in team.
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give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime.
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You can put glitter on shit but it still stinks!!
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Do you think I'm made of money?
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