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hose job (cheated again).
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Who is the boss around here anyway?
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The boss is always right, even when he's wrong.
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up the river.
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bend a few stories or yarns (lie).
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feed a cold, starve a fever.
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people make mistakes, we're human.
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(i'm all over that)...like a duck on a junebug.
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turn it around the horn (baseball cliche.
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for love of country.
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What's the score?
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Can you top this?
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nothing great, nothing gross.
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Busier than a one-eyed cat watching two mouse holes.
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Busier than a pig on ice.
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he has the hops ( jumping ability ).
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if you expect to soar with the eagles during the day, you can't hoot with the owls at night.
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like father, like son.
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As much use as a yard of pump water.
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Pissed as a fart.
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eighty sixed (as in 86'd from a bar).
Author: Unknown
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Colder than a witches toe.
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Save Gas, Eat Beans!
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What is sauce for the goose, is sauce for the gander.
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chasing geese.
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Busier than a three legged cat in a dry sand box.
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If it took a nickel to get around the world, I couldn't get past the front door.
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I wouldn't piss down your throat if your lungs were on fire.
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Like trying to piss up a rope.
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got a frog in your throat?
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be at peace with yourself (shut-up).
Author: Unknown
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once bitten, twice shy.
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tastes like chicken.
Author: Unknown
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Wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers!
Author: Unknown
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the road of life (and endless varitaions).
Author: Unknown
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he got screwed (cheated).
Author: Unknown
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he jacked it out of the ballpark (homerun).
Author: Unknown
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liar, liar, pants on fire.
Author: Unknown
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take a hike (go away).
Author: Unknown
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get lost (go away).
Author: Unknown
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make like a banana and split (go away).
Author: Unknown
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he put me in stitches (made me laugh).
Author: Unknown
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early to bed, early to rise.
Author: Unknown
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You made your bed, now sleep in it.
Author: Unknown
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That's not a bald spot, it's a solar panel for a sex machine.
Author: Unknown
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He ran over me like a speed bump.
Author: Unknown
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man health, wealthy and wise.
Author: Unknown
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we have (there are?) bigger fish to fry.
Author: Unknown
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She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
Author: Unknown
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wacky tobaccy (marijauna).
Author: Unknown
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