Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.

Rob Stampfli Quotes

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The NeXT Computer: The hardware makes it a PC, the software makes it a workstation, the unit sales makes it a mainframe.

Anonymous Quotes

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What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.

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Who's General Failure and why's he reading my disk?

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Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.

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Sped up my XT; ran it on 220v! Works greO?_|.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

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Intel has announced its next chip: the Repentium.

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Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

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Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.

Anonymous Quotes

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If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?

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Our sun is one of 100 billion stars in our galaxy. Our galaxy is one of billions of galaxies populating the universe. It would be the height of presumption to think that we are the only living things in that enormous immensity.

Wernher Von Braun Quotes

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Whenever anyone says, 'theoretically,' they really mean, 'not really.'.

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The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m sec sec.

Marcus Dolengo Quotes

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It's impossible to move, to live, to operate at any level without leaving traces, bits, seemingly meaningless fragments of personal information.

William Gibson Quotes

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The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life.

John F. Kennedy Quotes

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That's the nature of researchyou don't know what in hell you're doing. -'Doc' Edgerton.

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The secret of science is to ask the right question, and it is the choice of problem more than anything else that marks the man of genius in the scientific world.

Sir Henry Tizard Quotes

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There is no adequate defense, except stupidity, against the impact of a new idea.

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Every new idea is an impossibility until it is born.

Ron Brown Quotes

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It doesn't matter how new an idea is: what matters is how new it becomes.

Elias Canetti Quotes

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Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.

Albert Gyorgyi Quotes

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The two best physicians of them all -- Dr. Laughter and Dr. Sleep.

Gregory Dean Jr. Quotes

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What is research, but a blind date with knowledge.

William Henry Quotes

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