| 36 Computers Quotes
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“A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer”
Dave Barry Quotes |
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“Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns”
Mitch Ratcliffe Quotes |
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“Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”
Joseph Campbell Quotes |
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“After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for your brain”
Dan Castellaneta Quotes |
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“Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.”
Louis Gerstner Quotes |
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“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”
Pablo Picasso Quotes |
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“A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind”
Joseph Weizenbaum Quotes |
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“Look at growth, look at how much time people spend on the Net and look at the variety of things that they are doing. It's all really good, so I am actually encouraged by the fundamentals that underlie usage growth on the Net.”
Meg Whitman Quotes |
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“The computer is a moron.”
Peter F. Drucker Quotes |
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“Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.”
Louis Gerstner Quotes |
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“There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.”
J. H. Goldfuss Quotes |
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“The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.”
Sydney J. Harris Quotes |
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“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.”
Doug Larson Quotes |
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“Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.”
Edward Shepherd Mead Quotes |
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“What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?”
Walter F. Mondale Quotes |
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“Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?”
Walter Mossberg Quotes |
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“Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.”
Nicholas Negroponte Quotes |
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“To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.”
Robert Orben Quotes |
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“Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.”
Jeff Pesis Quotes |
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“The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.”
Porterfield Quotes |
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“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.”
Mitch Ratcliffe Quotes |
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“They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.”
Janet Reno Quotes |
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“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.”
Andy Rooney Quotes |
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“Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.”
Jean Rostand Quotes |
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“Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.”
Clifford Stoll Quotes |
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