Computers Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings

36 Computers Quotes
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“A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer”
Dave Barry Quotes
“Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns”
Mitch Ratcliffe Quotes
“Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”
Joseph Campbell Quotes
“After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for your brain”
Dan Castellaneta Quotes
“Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.”
Louis Gerstner Quotes
“Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.”
Pablo Picasso Quotes
“A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind”
Joseph Weizenbaum Quotes
“Look at growth, look at how much time people spend on the Net and look at the variety of things that they are doing. It's all really good, so I am actually encouraged by the fundamentals that underlie usage growth on the Net.”
Meg Whitman Quotes
“The computer is a moron.”
Peter F. Drucker Quotes
“Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding.”
Louis Gerstner Quotes
“There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer.”
J. H. Goldfuss Quotes
“The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.”
Sydney J. Harris Quotes
“Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.”
Doug Larson Quotes
“Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.”
Edward Shepherd Mead Quotes
“What do we want our kids to do? Sweep up around Japanese computers?”
Walter F. Mondale Quotes
“Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?”
Walter Mossberg Quotes
“Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.”
Nicholas Negroponte Quotes
“To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.”
Robert Orben Quotes
“Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked.”
Jeff Pesis Quotes
“The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.”
Porterfield Quotes
“A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.”
Mitch Ratcliffe Quotes
“They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.”
Janet Reno Quotes
“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.”
Andy Rooney Quotes
“Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us.”
Jean Rostand Quotes
“Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.”
Clifford Stoll Quotes