| 8 Driving Quotes
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“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
Tommy Cooper Quotes |
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“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin Quotes |
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“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac”
George Carlin Quotes |
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“I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.”
Stephen Wright Quotes |
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“A people who's primary aims are driving, shopping, and television are subject to terrorism at any time.”
Steven Deitz Quotes |
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“A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the climate with a flick of the button, changing the music with the switch of a dial.”
Andrew H. Malcolm Quotes |
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“Man drives, but the Creator holds the reins”
Jewish Proverb Quotes |
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“I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?”
Dylan Moran Quotes |
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Driving Quotes, Quotations, and Sayings
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