You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

Tommy Cooper Quotes

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin Quotes

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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac

George Carlin Quotes

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I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

Stephen Wright Quotes

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A people who's primary aims are driving, shopping, and television are subject to terrorism at any time.

Steven Deitz Quotes

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A driver is a king on a vinyl bucket-seat throne, changing direction with the turn of a wheel, changing the climate with a flick of the button, changing the music with the switch of a dial.

Andrew H. Malcolm Quotes

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Man drives, but the Creator holds the reins

Jewish Proverb Quotes

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I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?

Dylan Moran Quotes

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