Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

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Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back

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There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

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I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

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I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

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I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

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It is better to be beautiful than to be good, but it is better to be good than to be ugly.

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I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes.

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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.

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The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

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In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.

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By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

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This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.

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Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.

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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

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Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.

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Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

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I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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