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33 Funny Quotes

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Benny Hill Quotes

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Oscar Wilde Quotes

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Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans

John Lennon Quotes

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Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself

Mark Twain Quotes

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Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Helen Rowland Quotes

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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

George Gobal Quotes

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An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.

Agatha Christie Quotes

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If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

Tom Snyder Quotes

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