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Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns have roses.
Author: Alphonse Karr
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Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
Author: Yiddish Proverb
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I could live a week on one good compliment.
Author: Borge Victor
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An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. - De Legibus, 1240.
Author: Henry De Bracton
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Prudent people are very happy; 'tis an exceeding fine thing, that's certain, but I was born without it, and shall retain to my day of Death the Humour of saying what I think. - The Complete Letters of Lady Mary Wortly Montagu.
Author: Mary Wortley Montagu
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Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest of the universe, watch them and see that they laugh, they cry, they tell jokes ... they're just friends waiting to be made.
Author: Dr. Jeffrey Borenstein
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Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant.
Author: Anonymous
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He who knows others is wise.He who knows himself is enlightened. - Tao Te Ching.
Author: Lao-tzu
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A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
Author: Adlai Stevenson
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If you aren't room temperature, your situation can always be improved.
Author: Steven Singer
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Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Author: Sicilian Proverb
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Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.
Author: H.
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Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
Author: H.
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A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 weeks later he gets a bill from the police department and a photo of his truck running that light. So, like the smart/dumbass he is, he gets cute, lays out some money on the bed(the price of the ticket), takes a photo of it, and sends it in. So a few weeks pass and he gets another letter, this one has a photo of handcuffs.
He promptly paid the bill.
Author: Unknown
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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
Author: Mark Twain
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A behaviorist is someone who pulls habits out of rats.
Author: Anonymous
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A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
Author: Confucius
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Time is a circus--always packing up and moving away.
Author: Unknown
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