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5 Girlfriends Quotes

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

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Music is like girlfriends to me; I'm continually astonished by the choices other people make.

David Lee Roth Quotes

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My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading.

Steve Jobs Quotes

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A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.

Bruce Jay Friedman Quotes

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I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick?

Mitch Hedberg Quotes

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