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4 Quotes for 'Gnomes' in the Database.

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You're as likely to get through to him if you burble mindlessly at him whilst tossing geraniums standing on a garden gnome.
Author: Source Unknown
Source: None
Gnomes live ten times faster than humans. They're harder to see than a high-speed mouse. That's one reason why most humans hardly ever see them. The other is that humans are very good at not seeing things they know aren't there. And, since sensible humans know that there are no such things as people four inches high, a gnome who doesn't want to be seen probably won't be seen... Wings
Author: Terry Pratchett
Source: None
Gnomes - Very small creatures that live in holes in gardens. They have leathery skin and large bald heads. To de-gnome a garden, grab the gnome by the ankles and swing it around your head, and then throw.
Author: MGPL Web - Harry Potter Guide
Source: None
You are a furry gnome and we feed you too much! Dorothy to Sophia
Author: The Golden Girls
Source: None

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