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Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
Author: P. G. Wodehouse
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It took me 17 years to get 3,000 hits, but I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Author: Hank Aaron
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We learn so many things from golf- how to suffer, for instance.
Author: Bruce Lansky
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I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Author: G. K. Chesterton
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The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.
Author: Phyllis Diller
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A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
Author: Henry Beard
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They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
Author: Gardner Dickinson
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I don't think I'll live long enough to shoot my age. I'm lucky to shoot my weight.
Author: Bruce Lansky
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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Author: Billy Graham
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Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
Author: Ben Hogan
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Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.
Author: Chuck Hogan
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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Author: Jack Lemmon
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They say "practice" makes perfect " Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection.
Author: Henry Longhurst
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Golf is good for the soul. You get so mad at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.
Author: Will Rogers
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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
Author: Mark Twain
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The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
Author: H. G. Wells
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Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.
Author: Woodrow Wilson
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Golf is a day spent in a round of strenuous idleness.
Author: William Wordsworth
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