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“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”
Bill Cosby Quotes |
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“I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'”
Jerry Seinfield Quotes |
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“It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.”
Oscar Wilde Quotes |
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“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.”
Henry Ward Beecher Quotes |
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“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'”
Charles M. Schulz Quotes |
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“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”
Dave Barry Quotes |
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“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”
Annie Dillard Quotes |
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“Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.”
Drew Carey Quotes |
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“Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things”
George Carlin Quotes |
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“I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour.”
Edward Albee Quotes Source: Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (act I)
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“The gods too are fond of a joke.”
Edward Albee Quotes Source: Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (act I)
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“Unconscious humor.”
Samuel Butler (1) Quotes Source: Life and Habit
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“Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic
genius.”
Thomas Carlyle Quotes Source: Essays-Schiller
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“In the end, everything is a gag.”
Thomas Carlyle Quotes Source: Essays-Schiller
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“Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion
that he is trying to be funny.”
Thomas Carlyle Quotes Source: Essays-Schiller
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“I never dare to write
As funny as I can.”
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Quotes Source: The Height of the Ridiculous
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“Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their
earthly pedestals.”
Agnes Repplier Quotes Source: Points of View
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“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.”
Agnes Repplier Quotes Source: Points of View
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“Now I perceive the devil understands Welsh.
And 'tis no marvel he is so humorous.
By'r Lady, he is a good musician.”
William Shakespeare Quotes Source: King Henry the Fourth, Part I (Hotspur at III, i)
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“There's the humour of it.”
William Shakespeare Quotes Source: The Merry Wives of Windsor (I, i), inserted by Theobald from the quarto
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“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it
ceases to be serious when people laugh.”
George Bernard Shaw Quotes Source: The Doctor's Dilemma
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“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke
in the world.”
George Bernard Shaw Quotes Source: John Bull's Other Island (act II)
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“Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.”
Jack Handey Quotes |
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“I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.”
Jack Handey Quotes |
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“To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.”
Jack Handey Quotes |
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