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77 Humor Quotes

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night

Dave Barry Quotes

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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Agnes Repplier Quotes , Source: Points of View

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Those who are serious in ridiculous matters will be ridiculous in serious matters.

Cato The Elder Quotes

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Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Romain Gary Quotes

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He who laughs, lasts.

John Powell Quotes

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Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.

Walt Kelly Quotes

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If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.

Mahatma Gandhi Quotes

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Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"

Annie Dillard Quotes

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I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

Jerry Seinfield Quotes

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Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby Quotes

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It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously.

Oscar Wilde Quotes

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A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

Henry Ward Beecher Quotes

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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Charles M. Schulz Quotes

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Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Drew Carey Quotes

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things

George Carlin Quotes

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I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour.

Edward Albee Quotes , Source: Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (act I)

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The gods too are fond of a joke.

Edward Albee Quotes , Source: Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (act I)

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Unconscious humor.

Samuel Butler (1) Quotes , Source: Life and Habit

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Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.

Thomas Carlyle Quotes , Source: Essays-Schiller

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In the end, everything is a gag.

Thomas Carlyle Quotes , Source: Essays-Schiller

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Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.

Thomas Carlyle Quotes , Source: Essays-Schiller

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I never dare to write As funny as I can.

Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr. Quotes , Source: The Height of the Ridiculous

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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

Agnes Repplier Quotes , Source: Points of View

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Now I perceive the devil understands Welsh. And 'tis no marvel he is so humorous. By'r Lady, he is a good musician.

William Shakespeare Quotes , Source: King Henry the Fourth, Part I (Hotspur at III, i)

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There's the humour of it.

William Shakespeare Quotes , Source: The Merry Wives of Windsor (I, i), inserted by Theobald from the quarto

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