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102 Humor Quotes

Wit is cultured insolence.

Aristotle Quotes

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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.

Kin Hubbard Quotes

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Humour has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.

Thomas Carlyle Quotes

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

Mark Twain Quotes

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We never respect those who amuse us, however we may smile at their comic powers.

Marguerite Gardiner Quotes

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A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

George Eliot Quotes

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The real reason for comedy is to hide the pain.

Wendy Wasserstein Quotes

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A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Quotes

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The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

George Jean Nathan Quotes

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Unknown Author Quotes

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a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift for a guy... the plant is already dead (monologue Dec 10 2003).

Jay Leno Quotes

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Is anything besides the mind ever boggled?

O Anna Niemus Quotes

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There's a woman in China having a baby every 6 minutes. They're trying to find her to stop her.

Jr Quotes

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A rich man's joke is always funny.

Thomas Edward Brown Quotes

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Humore is an affirmation of man's dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.

Romain Cary Quotes

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Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought; it is a serious and weighty part of the world's economy. One feels increasingly the height of the faculty in which it arises, the nobility of things associated with it, and the greatness of services it renders. - Oscar Firkins: Memoirs and Letters.

Oscar W. Firkins Quotes

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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Points of View.

Agnes Repplier Quotes

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I said that Sean Hannity took residence up Newt Gingrich's butt from 94 to 98. I got that from British intelligence. It turns out he only took up residence in 95.

Al Franken Quotes

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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.

Dick Clark Quotes

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When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.

Gloria Vanderbilt Quotes

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If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.

Edward W. Howe Quotes

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Miss Piggy to Johnny Carson .. do you think I am Oscar material? Johnny Carson: Oscar Mayer maybe NBC Tonight Show writers http://www.mad-cow.org.

Tonight Show Carson Writers Quotes

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WARNING: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.

Ellie Katz Quotes

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He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Anthony Burgess Quotes

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In the end, everything is a gag.

Terry Cohen Quotes

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