Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.
Mark Twain
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Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Romain Gary
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a Christmas tree .. the perfect gift
for a guy... the plant is already dead
(monologue Dec 10 2003).
Jay Leno
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There's a woman in China having a baby every 6 minutes.
They're trying to find her to stop her.
Jr
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Humore is an affirmation of man's dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Romain Cary
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Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought; it is a serious and weighty part of the world's economy. One feels increasingly the height of the faculty in which it arises, the nobility of things associated with it, and the greatness of services it renders. - Oscar Firkins: Memoirs and Letters.
Oscar W. Firkins
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Points of View.
Agnes Repplier
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I said that Sean Hannity took residence up Newt Gingrich's
butt from 94 to 98. I got that from British intelligence.
It turns out he only took up residence in 95.
Al Franken
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law.
Dick Clark
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If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.
Edward W. Howe
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Miss Piggy to Johnny Carson
.. do you think I am Oscar material?
Johnny Carson: Oscar Mayer maybe
NBC Tonight Show writers
http://www.mad-cow.org.
Tonight Show Carson Writers
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